me when i FUCKING get you

have tou considered that the univwrse is a big fish tank and heat death wont happen bc someone is gonna put some fish flakes in and change our filter

we’re neoproustian balloon-to-formula-one compiler engineers. we pull shit from space and make it go fast. the “singularity” can give me a sovereign keplerian blowjob.

the insatiable drive of a human being is to create a black hole

the kernel engineer’s task is to bring things from space into the stratosphere, and then to bring them from the stratosphere down as close as it can to the groud

let me touch those machinic flows

Power slide out. You can just leave! - UESC - Drones - Ticks - Lightning - Invisible ppl - Recon pings - Other vandals if you’re quick If it sucks… hit da bricks!

idk why ppl are hating on this i think it looks fantastic. i guess i understand the fear that araki’s art style is making characters look too “normal” or one-note like in the case of dio and jonathon but damn look at kira, jotaro and pucci they look fantastic

meduka, you must become stuka!!!!

Marathon shells ranked by how fun I think they are to play: 1. Vandal 2. Thief 3. Sentinel 4. Recon 5. Destroyer 6. Assassin 7. Triage

im part of an emerging projective fantasy called the “neo-proustian age” and thats all you need to know about me

dont care if its not popular i still love marathon and i will continue to love marathon as long as the community exists, the servers are up, and the devs make the right choices

What your Marathon main says about you: Destroyer: im sorry for killing you Vandal: Stop using my shell it’s mine Recon: go fetch the ball puppy Assassin: check this persons internet history Triage: lol this loser has friends Thief: you just want that cashhh moneyyy

it’s nothing a little poetry can’t solve