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The other day that I tweeted that Burna Boy is not just the biggest artiste from Nigeria but also arguably the most popular Nigerian at the moment, some people came for me.
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Customer: Alex please is the iPhone 18 now available in your store?
Me: Yes ma'am
Customer: How much is it?
Me: It depends on the specs of the iPhone that you want
Customer: I need the 18 pro(256) in burgundy.
Me: it's available ma'am. ₦2.2m
Customer: How soon can you get here?
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Hair isn’t just hair. It’s art. And when different creatives bring their vision to one frame, the result speaks for itself🖤 teapawt.org/Marvellous40620/status…
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So this is Audrey Cyril and her husband to be. News on the street has it that the man cheated on her with multiple ladies before he got her engaged and still do same even when they were engaged.
A girl brought evidence of him f*king 4 of her friends and even asked for a three...
Thread👇
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On this Audrey saga shebi women are the ones who are quick to yap that men should date women they can afford 🥱
He can afford 20 of them so whats the fuss about ?🤷♂️
I fit afford 5 cars ,why I go buy one stop
Variety is the spice of life 🤣
The game might be brutal but is fair!!
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Dear TGVC,
What do you have for sale today?
Showcase your product(s) here.
Support others.
May we get visible enough to make good sales today.
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This lady in my office borrowed ₦100k from another colleague.
She promised to return it after receiving her July salary.
Salary came.
She didn’t pay.
The colleague reminded her.
She said, “Please, give me till next month.”
We are in September now, and she still hasn’t said anything about the money.
This morning, she showed us a new phone she bought over the weekend.
My colleague who lent her the money saw it and asked about the debt.
She replied, “I didn’t say I wouldn’t pay you nah. Some people are too desperate for money.”
She didn’t pay…
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Some people will hurt you, apologise,
Hurt you again, and somehow make you feel guilty for being hurt.
Then they say,
You are too sensitive.
At some point, you realise the problem isn't that you react too much.
But they just don't want to take responsibility.
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If only you knew how sexually starved the men who married full-time career women are, you’d never wish to marry a full-time career woman.
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Ladies, if a man tells you to suck it so that it will stand, that’s a lie. 😂
He is either having erectile issues, or he isn’t attracted to you.
A healthy man who finds you attractive should be getting hard just from the sound of your voice.
And if either of these is the case, I’d advise you to walk away.
This is actually why it’s not wise to wait until marriage before you test sexual compatibility. Not all men can get it up.
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Let's respect each other...
If i post about something you don't like... Kindly just say ... I don't agree..
Pls don't insult me.
I cry alot ..
Small thing easily touch my heart..my heart is feeble ..
😭😭
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Be honest 😂
What’s your biggest weekend weakness?
Food 🍗
Sleep 😴
Shopping 🛍️
Partying 🥳
Or spending money you promised yourself you wouldn’t spend? 😭
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Nobody enjoys sex like we ladies. We love it so much; in fact we can’t stay a whole month without collecting preeq.🤣😂
But I still wonder why most guys pay for the sex the woman enjoyed the most.🤔
Don’t let any lady lie to you.... we love sex.😂
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My cousin checked his WAEC result and made As in all his subjects.
His dad drove him out and asked how he managed to get such a result.
He said he had been reading very well.
“You’re not that brilliant academically. There’s no way you made this kind of result,” my uncle said.
The boy kept quiet for a while before he finally confessed.
His mum had been giving him ₦3,000 every day during the exams to pay for expo.
My uncle said he would have to rewrite the WAEC.
His mum refused. She said that wouldn’t be possible.
She picked a JAMB form for him instead.
He scored 85.
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The way you treat your domestic worker tells a lot about you.
Not how you treat your friends.
Not how you behave in church.
Not how polite you are to your guests.
Watch how you treat someone you believe has less power than you.
That's where your character becomes difficult to fake.

























