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Jesus is Lord. Writer. Totally not a Fed.

Virginia, USA
Joined April 2015
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The right to bear RAM shall not be infringed – at San Francisco, CA
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Husband just sent me this… 🤣🤣
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The best house is the one that hands out full-sized rotisserie chickens.
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ONE (1) handful of warm scrambled egg per trick or treater please!
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My dads second surgery is today. Please pray.
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At the hospital with my mom. Please pray for her? Thank you all. ❤️
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Do you believe this? If not, why? Christians only...
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I have an urgent prayer request. A young boy, age 9, who is close to our family was found unresponsive. He’s been life-flighted to a children’s center. The last update I received showed no brain activity. Please please pray for him and for everyone who loves him. 🙏🏼💔
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Christian Nationalism is a plague and must be eradicated.
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Please pray for my dad, he has a perforated bowel and is going into surgery
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Something that stuns me over and over again is that each of my children, all the way down to the one-month old, is a whole person, whose whole world is centered on their thoughts and senses and emotions just as much as mine is centered on me. And so when my baby or toddler cries, it’s not just a sound effect in the periphery of MY life, causing potential inconvenience or frustration for me. This is a real person who is having a real hang-up in their day. And when one of my teens is missing their friends or wanting to do something fun or to simply have a snack in between meals, it’s not just another tiresome request that will either fit neatly into my own ideas and schedule for the day or cause me annoyance, it’s a real person having a real desire that is as important to them as my own desires or hunger pangs feel for me. The weighty thing about all this is, as parents, we hold all the power here. To be a tyrant or a leader, to say yes or no, to stop and help or to cast aside, to be hospitable or controlling, to be a friend or an exasperation. I feel like this is something that is SO important yet so easy to forget. Our children are people. And not just people, but people who belong first and foremost to God. We must treat them as precious.
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this is probably gonna piss someone off but a friend just reblogged this on tumblr and like. standing ovation, encore, etc, esp that last paragraph in the second image
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Driving on the highway in Atlanta a few moments ago I saw a car going 55mph pulling a smoker that was *actively smoking meat,* occasionally crackling, sending sparks at other cars
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Richard Fauci’s favorite documentary is 2002’s “Resident Evil.”
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Imagine being immortalized into Scripture, and you're described, "He wanted to see who Jesus was, but because he was short he could not see over the crowd" The American Male Mind cannot even.
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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Me in a magic shower of instant hot water in my house with A/C, after a big breakfast with all my healthy kids, living a life that the vast majority of humanity across time would give their left foot for: "Dear God, life is hard, I could really use some more money"
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Guy who's a necromancer but he has obsessive compulsive disorder so he kills you and then resurrects you but then he has to kill you again and resurrect you again and then it still doesn't feel right so he does it 27 more times
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Yeah, if I have to fight for your approval, you can keep it. I simply will not be doing that.
I don’t have it in me to hide my true self in order to appease someone else
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Replying to @R0SBIF
Everyone knows the femoral artery is effectively bulletproof.
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