you’d be surprised at what i know
not quite DC
Joined February 2024
- Tweets4.7K
- Following254
- Followers2K
- Likes18.6K
i think two years from now i’m going to look at this account and absolutely cringe at how awful my posts were but its ok because that’s what life is about.. hating your younger self
sometimes I pity laugh emoji react messages in the group chat from my friends. Because I’m a kind soul
They don’t want you to know this but when you only date someone for 3 months you can be friends with them after it and it’s great
ok update! i have a boyfriend now. my first (or at least the first one that i count). the idea of it still sort of repulses me, but he is only a little bit awful. i do not love him, but i think i must wait a few months before i learn to.
i am kind of indifferent towards him. i forget to text him sometimes. he calls me after doubletexting. it makes my head hurt. he is kind and funny i guess. he is a 5. i am a 5 too so we are looksmatched which is good. i laugh at his jokes, even the ones that are not worth laughing at.
i hope this will be the end of my troubles at love. not that i want to marry him, of course. i think i will treat this relationship like a pre-game or maybe some sort of scientific experiment—to see if i can stand The Real Thing. wish me luck!
One thing I don’t understand is when people criticize misandrists for sleeping with men but most of the misogynists (the non-incel ones at least) sleep with women and nobody cares about that
I have a lewd but very funny joke that I want to post but because I’m a chaste girl and I have people following me on this account that remember me from when I was 16 I am not going to post it
