@afraidofwasps

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Joined January 2012
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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L.W. Scarycade@CHARLIEBOT34Oct 21
jjmmgg23@jjmmgg23Oct 19
Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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garshmo@garshmoOct 20
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Obviously funny because the Titanic sank but even if it didn't sink I would wager they could turn it around within the span of a night.
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend9921 Sep 2024
A friend of mine shrunk his kids, and had to tell his wife
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samantha@babymyapologiesOct 16
Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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really enjoying this guy's named theory about this
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Ah. You must be referencing the Mediocrity Superiority phenomenon
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mars@gremlinmulderOct 15
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Anton Chigurh: *places cattle gun to my forehead and blasts the bolt through my skull* Me: Thank you. I've been meaning to do that
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Far Side Fix
@farsidefixOct 13
#TheFarSide
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Darth Erogenous
@darth_erogenousOct 11
Bernie Mac's DJ keeps playing a 440Hz pure sine tone
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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps26 Feb 2024
(vid of man screaming as he burns himself alive to protest a genocide) *scroll* (hot woman bemoaning Shane Gillis's down syndrome jokes) *replying* His down syndrome material? Oh, you must mean all of his comedy 😜 *scroll* (Pic of child's leg blown off and you can see the bone
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Awesome use of "misnomer"
pokey pup@WhatapityonyouOct 11
Elon talking about AI music videos: “Calling it slop-core is a misnomer, it’s awesome-core” I am cringing out of my skin.
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Yotsuba Screens@YotsubaScreensOct 9
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this one made the AI summary
Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps18 Sep 2021
(whispering to my date as we pass three guys who are roughly the same size) The Brothers Three
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Joyce ★@illjoy_Oct 6
Ethan Hunt is one of the best movie characters because he’s in 8 movies and he goes rogue in every single one of them
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dan hentschel
@danghentschelOct 1
My process for photos is shot on iPhone then printed in color on letter paper and scanned.
dan hentschel
@danghentschelOct 1
Fall in California.
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In all my life I’ve never seen someone play Silent Hill like this I’m in fucking tears bro
Littlenutsac 🤡@littlenutsac_Sep 29
Nah these monsters need to be hiding from ME! I am Silent Hill..
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I’m crying bro lured the cop away from the bike so he could go back and grab it
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Me: Sir, President Xi has just invoked the Thucydides Trap Donald Trump: That's fine. I'm just going to let that one go
Michael McFaul
@McFaulSep 24
When Xi invokes the Thucydides Trap, as he did again today, he means he sees China as the rising power and the U.S. as the declining power. Kinda weird for an American president to just let that go, especially in remarks delivered in the White House. But these are not normal times.
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