Convinced this person saw how polarizing and discourse-driving Materialists was and decided to make it into a gimmick account
Matchmaking client in NYC, 32, finance, Jewish, medium handsome but funny, all-around good dude.
I think I’ve found his dream match: she’s 26, amazing family, sexy + refined vibe, Jewish obviously, and down to meet him.
I make the introduction, then… he texts me saying she bailed.
I check in with her. She says he asked her to dinner at Crown Alley, and based on that alone, she knows he’s not a fit.
Obviously I feel bad for RJ, and yeah it’s lame to be judgy about first date plans, but…
I actually agree with her on this one.
The problem has nothing to do with wanting a more expensive first date. This woman just knows her vibe, and giant pretzels don’t exactly give “sexy” or “refined.”
RJ either needs to adjust his go-to first date plan, or go after the type of woman who wants to meet over a ham and cheese toasty 🤣
Americans are annoyingly obsessed with city pop because our own music has been allergic to anything remotely "cheesy": grooves, harmonies, optimism. City pop isn't very good, but it's a total breath of fresh air compared to like, Phoebe Bridgers
Biggest no-brainer imaginable
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I was biking down a residential street tonight and I glanced at someone's *house* and got hit with a big ass Amazon ad that was a screensaver on their bright ass bigscreen TV. It's inescapable
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I like it when the algo is clearly just throwing whatever at you to see what sticks. No, I'm not gonna get into Florida Panthers hater twitter, but it's cute that you tried
If I was a sleazy small-time criminal defense lawyer on billboards all over town, I'd change my name to Scott Free
Imprisoned Brazilian TikTok influencer getting off early on romance smut
Prisoners in Brazil can reduce their sentence by 4 days for every book they read and write a review about 📚
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Prisoners can only submit reports on 12 books a year, shortening their sentences by up to 48 days each year.
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