@afrantt56
Joined May 2011
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Jimothy, sashay away
Pubity
@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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pattoune@leanfloatOct 25
Am i grey loot
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me liking all the h3 cheating tweets while i should be working
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 19
chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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Didn’t get carded once tonight man this is fuckin buns
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I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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Oh noooo we just heard my favorite part of the song and now we have to start it over :/
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Idk how y'all got babies, this cat pushes me past my limit everyday.
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can i come over and be weird on ur couch
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Leading Report
@LeadingReportOct 6
President Trump: I know more about everything than anybody anywhere in the world.
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count zakula@ZinZakuOct 6
commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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This country’s got me fucked up being excited that gas dropped to $4.35/gal
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Nat 🐉@natalies_gOct 4
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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I would use one of my three genie wishes on unlimited soft pretzels
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Was “Weird Al” gifted to him as a nickname or did he choose it?
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