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Andrew Halter

@ahalter10

Stand-up Comic, Blogger, Joke-Writer, college-educated philosopher

 Chicago
andrewhalteromniblog.wordpress.com
Joined January 2012
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it finally happened, Trump got tired of winning #byeMitch #georgia
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#CNN is way scarier then #Shudder
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In honor of its return to #Netflix, here's my review of #OberveandReport which is an awesome movie everyone should watch tonight because they can. andrewhalteromniblog.com/201… #sethrogan #annafaris #pattonoswalt #michaelpena #ratliotta
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Here's my newest Zen Comedy blog entry, it's about the sadness of the human condition, also jokes #standup #comedy andrewhalteromniblog.com/201…
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I want to start an interior design supply megastore and i want to call it "It's Curtains for You!"
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Theses days I feel like I'm in a political satire graphic novel, and prediction: at the end everyone dies #KanyesPresidentialPlatform #KanyeWest #trump #WhiteHouse
All this news about Paul Manafort makes me really wish I wrote for MAD Magazine, because Paul Manafart writes itself #MADmagazine #PaulManafort
How do you say "I love kittens" in sign language?, RIP Koko youtube.com/watch?v=gR6MeFFz… #RIPKoko #kokothegorilla
Stephen Miller looks like a demon's Human Suit #StephenMiller #demon #TrumpAdministration
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What I like most about the #olympics is that sometimes the athletes just pass out
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Penguins always look like they're hurrying to the bathroom #penguins
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Started watching #Mindhunter and man, every time you think you've seen too manny white nerd heroes, another one comes along #jonathangroff
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Performing at @laughfactory_chi at 10 pm, come by, it will be fun
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I saw on the news "Murder Suspects Arrested" and I was like #duh
Here's my review of John Wick 2: "A significant step forward in the evolution of American action cinema" andrewhalteromniblog.com/201…
It's weird to want to give your president a time out, because he is an overgrown spoiled little rich brat #presidentbaby
Watched the modern western "In the Valley of Violence" this weekend and would highly recommend it, here's my review: andrewhalteromniblog.com/201…
I'm very excited to face Nate Simmons today at BEEF!: facebook.com/events/72200824… come on out to At North: facebook.com/AtNorthBar2/
fun fact: New Hampshire's most misspelled word is "Diarrhea"
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Movie Review Poem: War Machine: It's clever I guess, not near enough though, more like a funny-voice fable, fatalism or fascism, who cares?
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