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I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit

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Just Cece 🏈 · Sep 16, 2021 · 4:09 AM UTC

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Just Cece 🏈@JustCeceSports16 Sep 2021

Extreme #rollerskating 🛼🛼 😅 Haters will say it’s fake 🙄 – at Los Angeles, CA

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TG ☕️ · Feb 19, 2021 · 12:39 PM UTC

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TG ☕️@TG2211019 Feb 2021

Cat riding a Roomba pirate ship is the video you didn’t know you needed today. Sound Up 🔈🔈🔈 teapawt.org/TheAlanRichards/status…

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Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Feb 15, 2021 · 9:00 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen15 Feb 2021

Hey @FidelityNhw, could you please help out with my service request? W64040. Your website has no means to send a message. Worse, when I call about an existing service request, I am on interminable hold. No humans to help. #brokenstuff #frustrated

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Jan 13, 2021 · 10:30 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen13 Jan 2021

Just got a scratch 'n' sniff Amex Platinum Card application packet. (It smelled great, btw).

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Jan 5, 2021 · 4:26 AM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen5 Jan 2021

So does Devin Nunes’ cow also get a medal? How does that work?

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Nov 15, 2020 · 6:31 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen15 Nov 2020

I wouldn’t say it is wider, but it’s got a funny indent. Power spearing?

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Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · May 13, 2020 · 5:07 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen13 May 2020

If you want to call it a drinking problem, I guess it is. I cannot get enough #LaCroix sparkling water.

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · May 12, 2020 · 8:00 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen12 May 2020

I’m on the floor.🤣🤣🤣

Andrew Cotter@MrAndrewCotter11 May 2020

Still having the company meetings online.

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Apr 20, 2020 · 10:48 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen20 Apr 2020

I did not expect that. So funny.

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Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Apr 1, 2020 · 2:08 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen1 Apr 2020

I just got #rickroll ed by my Alexa. Good one! Also, don't forget to fill out your census. #CensusDay2020

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Mar 30, 2020 · 2:05 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen30 Mar 2020

Happy belated birthday @corinwallace ! ⚓❤

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Mar 22, 2020 · 10:32 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen22 Mar 2020

I made a Bingo card for the daily #coronavirus briefings at the WH. The center square is not likely to be a winner any time soon. Let me know how y'all do out there...

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Mar 19, 2020 · 2:34 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen19 Mar 2020

Thanks, I needed that!

Katie Mack

@AstroKatie18 Mar 2020

[Cake voice] We’re KEEPING our DISTANCE We’re all QUARANTINED We stay alone (ALL ALONE), for our friends in their time of NEED

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Feb 28, 2020 · 3:07 AM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen28 Feb 2020

Long line for selfies, but worth it! #warren2020 #shepersisted #juliancastro @ San Antonio, Texas instagram.com/p/B9GEqplg_95/…

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Feb 10, 2020 · 4:00 AM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen10 Feb 2020

Gotta say #Parasite was amazing! Congrats! #TheOscars

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 · Nov 8, 2019 · 11:29 PM UTC

Anne with an 'e' 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦@ahohen8 Nov 2019

I changed my ringtone to the #SuccessionHBO theme song! Thanks, @Nicholasbritell for composing such a fantastic piece. @ClubSuccession