part time political theorist, full time comedian • I only understand sarcasm

Lost between borders
Joined August 2015
2026, thank you for new doors and new lands
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Hoje eu fiz algo que nunca imaginei. Graças ao golpe que o Prefeito de Salvador tentou aplicar com os Ônibus, levei pessoas desconhecidas aos locais de votação por toda a cidade durante o dia todo. Fui de ponta a ponta desde 12h até as 17h. É pela democracia e pelo futuro! 🌟
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Lula’s victory is proof of what 3 weeks of coordinated, concerted and intense organising can yield.
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Lula is not without fault but my god this is much needed good news. As the region increasingly veers to the right, with leader after leader declaring their commitment the Zion*sm, the largest Latin American country not following suit is definitely something worth celebrating.
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this book was written 111years ago
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Lmao. James 3:1 by the way... How leaders have you all in full reverse in your duty of holding them to more strict standards shocks me. It is a characteristic of frauds and cults
In all these, I’ll tell you this for free. Be careful how you address men/women of God, whether you believe in their calling or not, you were not there when God was calling them. Also they are humans first.
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Replying to @eo_7h
الارجنتيني عندما يعرف ان ابوه الحقيقي ليس ارجنتنيني بل اوربي
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الأرجنتيني إذا اكتشف أن زوجته تخونه بس مع رجل أوروبي
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estan usando el aspiracionismo europeo de Argentina para insultarlos desde un ángulo que nosotros no vimos. Me paro y aplaudo
الأرجنتيني إذا اكتشف أن زوجته تخونه بس مع رجل أوروبي
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That be why somebody go chop government money make some civilian take the fall for am all we hear be ‘God is good x3’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Lula was only 33 when he led the strike alongside the metalworkers’ union that challenged Brazil’s military dictatorship. He secured wage increases and was imprisoned. His rival, the far-right Flávio Bolsonaro, on the other hand, has had only one occupation since the age of 21: spending his wealthy family’s money and engaging in far-right thuggery.
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George Carlin on how the people in power divide the population by attacking solidarity:
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Replying to @Jueshengshenlan
我们不输出革命,但是我们的革命与真理都藏在历史里、文献中、土地上。 革命不是请客吃饭,革命要流血牺牲。
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Replying to @Jueshengshenlan
"Nossa intervenção é inútil, assim como um ovo: se quebrado de fora, é comida; se quebrado de dentro, é vida." 5000 anos de civilização não são 5 meses... 👏🏽🥹
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谢谢巴西人信任中国,但我想告诉你们: 我们的干预是没有用的,就好像一个蛋,从外面破开是食物,从里面破开,才是生命。 蜕变,新生,只能从内部发生。 不要把希望寄托在外部,寄托在选票上。 当你们跨过选票,相信巴西真正的主宰,是你们的力量与勇气时,一切都将改变。 加油💪🇨🇳❤️🇧🇷
XI JI PING FINANCIE A REVOLUÇÃO BRASILEIRA CAMARADA XIN JIPING INTERVENHA AGORA
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As Brazil’s election goes to a second round, Raphinha is one of the few players in the Brazilian national team to have openly taken a stand against the far right. Raphinha, who plays for Barcelona, was also one of the footballers who openly criticized the previous Bolsonaro government in public.
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Quiero aprovechar este espacio para reirme del putero, ludopata, mal padre, mal marido, perdedor, fascista de los cojones y mala persona en general de Neymar. Sus derrotas siempre seran bien recibida aqui
Footballer Neymar Jr. is supporting far-right candidate Flávio Bolsonaro in Brazil's election. In a video posted on Instagram, he is seen using symbols of the Liberal Party (PL) and Bolsonaro. Neymar was also one of neo-fascist Jair Bolsonaro's strongest supporters in the previous period.
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It’s one denomination of Christianity who push that verse😊
Even Paul, when he preached had his congregants in Berea check the scriptures to see if Paul taught the truth. He commended them for it. Fear-mongering isn’t the gospel. The gospel should liberate you, not shackle you to fear, desperation and panic.
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Till I joined a Methodist church, I never imagined a scenario where the pastor could preach and the microphone will be passed around to ask questions, make corrections etc.
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Tentaram prejudicar eles de ir votar mas eles foram na mesma, o povo Nordestino sabe da importância dessas eleições.
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🙌🏾people power
Tentaram prejudicar eles de ir votar mas eles foram na mesma, o povo Nordestino sabe da importância dessas eleições.
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