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Software Architect and Consultant optimizing businesses one SDLC at a time. https://teapawt.org/t.co/jVFyTXHfBc

Arizona
Joined March 2009
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What's worse than reply all? Out of office calendar notifications sent to a distribution list...
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🚨 I have a Laravel job contract opportunity! - Up to $5k to finish an interactive UI prototype I started. - Opportunity for a bigger contract to help us go from prototype to MVP. - Working directly with me. Please DM/comment if interested. Reposts are appreciated. 😀
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Biggest "the kids are fucked" moment I've had recently was buying a car Walked into the dealership, told them what I wanted and said I'd pay up-front. Expected them to be thrilled Instead they were horrified. Spent the next 20 minutes trying to get me to finance it at some absurd rate Got me curious so after I left I read about car sale profit models. Apparently most US dealerships make more financing now than from the cars themselves I was such a boomer I assumed they'd want CASH In reality they want your ETERNAL SLAVERY at 19% APR
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FrankenPHP is now officially supported by The PHP Foundation The project repository will be moved to the @official_php organisation on GitHub. thephp.foundation/blog/2025/…
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BREAKING: Tesla announces new CyberBus
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I like to live dangerously.
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Will the person who brought the high protein / low calorie buffalo dip made with cottage cheese and yogurt please stop telling everyone about it?
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If there is truly a major shortage of skilled tech workers in this country, why did Tesla lay-off over 7,500 American workers last year — including many software developers and engineers at its factory in Austin, Texas — while applying to hire thousands of H-1B guest workers?
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Ticketmaster fight someone for better seats
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I am looking for a new job and it has become waaay more urgent than originally anticipated. I’m a full stack Laravel developer, I love to bridge that gap with devops, and I have leadership experience. If any of you have leads, roles, or could pass this on, I’d appreciate it. 🙏
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Looking for a frontend freelance dev to improve the UI & UX of a SaaS. A few hours/week. Stack: Tailwind, VueJS, Laravel If you're interested send me a DM :) (include details like what you can do, hourly rate, etc.) No agencies, only real human beings 🙏
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Don’t think I have met a bigger sign of genius than being absolutely incoherent and unpredictable. Contradicting thoughts and actions. Last minute pivots. Living by the day and the moment. Only geniuses realize that you can’t plan much beyond a day. And even a day is generous.
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🚀 I’m hiring! Join Padmission as we build software to help communities end homelessness in the US! This is a full-time opportunity to join me, @MACscr, and @archilex to build with Filament and Livewire. DM me a link to your GitHub and a site you’ve built using Filament.
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We're hiring, and we would love for you to help us build the future of Laravel. ❤️ We're looking for full-stack, technical support, and infrastructure engineers, as well as product managers. 🤝 Learn more on our brand new careers page. laravel.com/careers
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Introducing Context for Laravel. 📝 Add contextual data to the current request and it will be included in all log entires written by that request. But, what's magical (in the best way) is that contextual data is also retained by any queued jobs dispatched by that request, allowing you to easily trace execution flows through distributed systems. 🧙 Available in Laravel 11 today. laravel.com/docs/11.x/contex…
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Don’t point your local environment at your production database. I’m not dunking on them, some people learn the hard way, but please don’t do it. Protect your database. Limit access.
On February 21st, Resend experienced an outage that affected all users due to a database migration that went wrong. Here's a summary of what happened, how the incident was resolved, and the changes we're making moving forward. resend.com/blog/incident-rep…
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