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If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka.
With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka
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This yellow sauce you see on the side is our zip sauce, it's like a rock sauce.
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I’m just a girl, standing in front of boy, asking him for my mail and cable box back.
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The most Ethan Hawke coded behavior I’ve ever seen from her like that is his daughter
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Almost the entire US media and political establishment wants us to ignore this
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Oh this has me FUCKED UP.
We mourn the passing of Patrick Stewart, who inspired countless individuals at NASA (and beyond) to boldly go where no one has gone before.
ALT Image description: A packed, sparkling starfield captured by our Hubble telescope — with strange new worlds potentially awaiting. Credit: ESA/Hubble and NASA, R. Cohen
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Playing dead in front of a skeleton is a pretty bold strategy. 😂💀
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eddie murphy sensing the evilness radiating off of noah and deciding to warn the world half a century ago before it was too late
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids.
“I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang)
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He beat cancer and then immediately went back to tweeting about how AI sucks. That's my pope 🙏
