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i don’t even like it here anymore, find me everywhere else

Joined October 2017
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Why don’t white people ever get credit for ending slavery
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“This call may be recorded for quality assurance.” Bro. Perfect. Play back the part where I explained my problem to the last four people.
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Yeah so raven married that white lady because she represents who raven wants to be: white, thin, “conventionally” attractive to white people.
Replying to @AirTarig
Raven says she felt angry after seeing Gabourey be embraced for her size vs the era Raven came up in. It’s about an hour and 10 minutes into the conversation, as they were basically playing a game of keep or kill and the topic of fatphobia in Hollywood came up.
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I cracked a joke with my therapist and she sighed then started writing in her notebook The bich trynna steal my joke
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Using pronouns may have helped this Dana White situation.
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girl what’s he going to do? suck off the bad guys?
Harry Styles had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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After you shower and moisturize, you don't put your dirty underwear back on, do you? This post is about Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumar.
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El-Sayed refusing to adopt the weaponized politeness that white people of ALL political affiliations love to employ is 🤌🏾
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DC for the weekend. I will be trying to knock down as many walls as possible.
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Jennifer Welch: “I want to say this Chuck Schumer: we won in spite of you and we will do everything on this channel, everything, to make sure that you are not the Senate Majority Leader. You do not represent us. You’ve made it crystal clear who your loyalties are to. What you did to Angie Nixon, I will never ever forgive you. Quit taking victory laps on Twitter like you won this. Nobody likes you”
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Not me, I want something far more severe that is actually going to work
Americans want Nuremberg trials.
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Why are you, a conservative woman, voting when you know you shouldn't be allowed to do that
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You can’t even fathom the pronouns we’re going to invent. You can’t even pronounce them. We’re going to have a ŵï/ሂድ on the Supreme Court before the year is out.
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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It's crazy that the amount of money spent during election cycles could literally fix most of the fucking problems politicians campaign on.
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Sniffies asking for a government ID is a bridge too far
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