Alex Bauer retweeted
You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.
Alex Bauer retweeted
lebron shoves reed sheppard and then he immediately takes over the game???? i love playoff basketball lmao
Alex Bauer retweeted
if it was the end, at least draymond died doing what he loved (causing a scene and getting ejected)
Alex Bauer retweeted
How lucky we are to live in a time where Nolan and Coogler share custody of 70mm IMAX cameras and Ludwig Göransson
Alex Bauer retweeted
Rainy, quiet Sunday, I sit in my bedroom and am at peace, but instead of making up my mind to do some writing, I have been staring at my fingers for quite a while.
Franz Kafka, 1912.
Alex Bauer retweeted
Trey Yesavage's 35 strikeouts are the most in a single postseason by a rookie pitcher in MLB HISTORY!
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in the end we can confirm that you will never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you
Alex Bauer retweeted
The Rockets need to get on the Kelvin Sampson “make 150 free throws a day” plan EVERY day this off season. This is ridiculous.
Alex Bauer retweeted
I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on
Alex Bauer retweeted
It's nice that when someone recommends going to a chiropractor, you no longer need to listen to them when they speak.
Alex Bauer retweeted
Woman Decides to Unwind by Reading a Thousand People’s Thoughts on the 68 Most Horrible Things That Happened Today: ow.ly/3a4I50UKv1r
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I do think I’m better than you for simply knowing what the odyssey is before yesterday btw

























