@algoflows

Systematic L/S trader. It’s just math all the way down.

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algoflowscapital.com
Joined November 2020
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You can only go as fast as slow as you can go
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There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.
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"If you don't buy our shares you might die" is probably the best bit of all time.
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Sell side notes be like: We think all time highs on Nasdaq and S&P are possible as long as Warsh does not hike, Iran deal happens, Ukraine war stops, hyperscalers don't create capex issues, bond yields calm down, Anthropic IPO goes well & emerging markets cooperate.
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woah fable 5.5 too good
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Weekly Market Outlook Out now.
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algoflowscapital.com/p/weekl…

Weekly Market Outlook 2026/10/25

Fed Week

algoflowscapital.com
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Company worth 4 Trillion American Dollars cannot identify when token consumption reaches spend cap. Must have used Gemini flash to code it.
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The retards at Prime video show a bright ad when you pause the movie. Whichever PM green-lit this should be caned 50 times
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they were genuinely ahead of the time
John Neil Conkle
@jnconkleOct 25
king. there's a great taobanker post, search has been sucking, where he explains the momentum exit strategy (it's in all caps, classic) You only sell after it starts going down lol
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It is our investments in the unprofitable AI companies Laura
Laura Marín@Lauraa_SofiaaOct 24
Yo by 30 I’m noticing males are growing grey hairs now. Not normal. What’s in the water or the foods? Lack of vitamins?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Gray hairs commonly start appearing in men by their mid-30s as a normal genetic part of aging, not unusual or mainly from water/food/vitamins. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptom… biologyinsights.com/when-do-men-st… fullyvital.com/blogs/hair-car… pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22716034/
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My street has a sauna, a dispensary and a Chinese restaurant in a row. The city calls it mixed-use zoning. I call it Hot. Pot. Hotpot.
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anyone who sells their data to such enterprises is very "Chickens for KFC" coded
Brendan (can/do)
@BrendanFoodyOct 23
We’ll pay you up to $100K for every company you refer that licenses its data to @Mercor. We’ve partnered with > 500 companies so far. If you know a company with 100+ employees and data in code, gaming, manufacturing, healthcare or professional services, refer them at data.mercor.com/refer.
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Used @abliteration_ai and was able to root my humidifier and inspect the packets. Not surprised or disappointed that Xiaomi would be sending packets back to China but the telemetry is a bit too excessive for my liking. Patched it & now I won't get updates but the spying stops.
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next up is Govee air purifiers but they likely just break the app support if you root it so have to be careful.
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honestly cyber capabilities of GLM are pretty much the same level as an intermediate-->senior pentester so all you need is some time & patience to patch everything.
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you gotta at some level love the pain as pain is part of life itself and everything about life is worth loving, even the sucky parts.
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Uber driver on a phone call told the other guy "cant be depressed if you is always in motion thats why always be in motion" and I'm gonna print this quote and frame it
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quick 23pt pop on es would be great
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Not much hedging going on at hedge funds these days
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An attacker compromised my cloudflare account early am today and tried to reroute my website to some shady one. Thankfully was able to catch it in time but still locked out of cloudflare as the attacker added a 2FA to it.
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Also don't reply to any email/message without checking the sender. I'm likely not gonna send an email/dm to anyone unless we are cool like that.
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