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The cruelest prank on mankind was making bumblebees look so huggable and fluffy but with a poison butt sword.
My secret is finding everything I ever post on social media cringey literally a second after I post it. And I still leave it up.
I love my body because randomly it will decide it hasn’t been dramatic enough. I have two slipped/herniated discs in my lower back which is great since I’m a 37 year old looking for archaeological work.
You did an A+ job spine!
Alison the Read retweeted
Just to be crystal clear, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being *really* fucking wrong that approaches 100%
This pre-code early talkie was the first major studio (MGM) feature film to have an all-black cast. It was a musical, featuring spirituals that were beautifully sung. There were some racial stereotypes, but it was shocking to see a movie directed by a white man in 1929 like this.
Alison the Read retweeted
MAGA PA canvassers discover…Benedictine nuns living in a monastery but are confused and call it voter fraud. The names on their voting registration list match the sisters living there, even 107-year-old Sister Placida who “still motors around the monastery on her scooter.”
Alison the Read retweeted
Who is going to raise these babies? The type of men who would want a robot make it very clear they’re terrible at nurturing and proud of it. 🤷🏻♀️
Oh your therapist is cool? Well mine “prescribed” more @McElroyFamily content.
We have until Oct. 17 to stop Texas from making the irreversible mistake of executing #RobertRoberson, an innocent person. Join me and @innocence in fighting for Robert by adding your name to his petition: shorturl.at/tFIJ9
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My family and I just came from shul for Yom Kipper and the sanctuary was full of Jews in kuffeyehs. Kuffeyehs are not antisemitic.
Replying to @StopAntisemites
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