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@ufjschool alum | producer @barstoolsports | 1/3 of @thecreamteamchi🍦

NoVa, GNV, Chi
Joined August 2021
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The hair dye shocked me, the eyebrows had me dumbfounded
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Just another day at the fuckin stool!
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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to @PatMcAfeeShow and @JasonKelce about facing a backup quarterback tonight on Monday Night Football: “The last time we played a team that had a backup quarterback we got our ass kicked.”
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Get this man OUT of Indiana
#Colts QB Anthony Richardson Sr. has been charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession, per @FOX59. Richardson was pulled over on Oct. 12 for an expired registration. He told police he had smoked marijuana in the vehicle and had a small amount inside, according to court documents. Police found a jar containing marijuana and an opened bag of THC-infused gummies. The charge was filed Monday.
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Started watching Harry Potter movies last week. First time ever watching them in order. Why does Draco Malfoy such a cunt? He STACKS L after L after L and keeps coming back for more. Just never, ever learns Wish Buckbeat would have stomped him out and put him out of his misery
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You know we had to get @PFTCommenter on the mic 😅
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Hitting the horns down with arch in your lap like Santa Claus >>>>
Hit the horns down sack celly
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ARCH MANNING PACK WATCH
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STEVE SARKISIAN WE OWN YOUR ASS
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TRAMELL LAMAR JACKSON JONES JR
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FART MANNING. TRENCH WARFARE 🐊🐊🐊
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BUSTER FAULKNER KEEP BUSTING
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Dippre for Mackey Award
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Watching the Florida Gators play football
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Bury the tape from the last two weeks. Let tramell sling it to the boys and rattle Arch “the Last Name” Manning early 🤘⬇️
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