Rusty

Have I done the good thing? Then I have already been paid.

Today, a guy in my classes for my new job looks at me and asks, "How do you spell confidence?"

Where does goodwill get their candy??

I'm not a political guy, but I'm proud of our hockey team

It ain't much, but it's honest work

I have a week long paid vacation planned for three weeks from now and I have no idea where to go

I may be a handful but at least my Weiner ain't.

I'll bite at fart bubbles in the tub.

Anybody want to help me pour a concrete pad on Monday? I'll pay you

When it rains it pours, just found out my grandpa passed away

My mom rolled and totaled her truck the other day, turns out she had a seizure while driving because of a tumor in her brain. If you're the praying type, please ask for the surgery to go well.

Once I was a mime, then I sneezed

Made employee of the month at harbor freight and I don't even get a fancy hat

What if I got better one day

Anyone else suppress the urge to shout for no reason?

Pain and suffering are inevitable for a great mind and a deep heart.