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23 - (casi) ingeniero industrial - Suyo y de la causa socialista - Temporarily embarrassed PMC going through a lumpen phase

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As someone who was raised catholic, turned atheist, turned catholic atheist, turned catholic atheist shiite,
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1. Yes, and a lot of women will be turned off if you don't react with disgust and anger 2. God, are humans destined to always think about mating?
Guys, you don't know it, but your reaction to stuff like this can completely define how much or how little a girl likes you
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At least im not dead. Get rekt idiot
Pat Tillman: -jacked -hot wife -3 year starter at Arizona State -benched 225lbs 29 times -374 tackles in 4 years with Arizona Cardinals -turned down $3.6M contract to enlist in Army after 9/11 -deployed to Iraq -passed Ranger school in 62 days (0 failures) -ran into enemy fire in Afghanistan to cover his squad during an ambush -hunted terrorists -lost his life fighting for his country Next time you feel like wasting your potential tell yourself: don’t be a do-nothing doughboy - be a grateful SAVAGE like Pat Tillman.
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their relationship being the throughline of the entire show
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I remember the one tweet saying this looked like a band full of Bo Burnhams and I haven't stopped thinking about it since
Sorry but this is now the National Anthem of the United States of America
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i still do not have the slightest idea as to how this picture is real
This is the greatest photo ever taken
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The water is almost certainly full of sewage as well. This is torture on a mass scale.
Ten minutes of rain were enough to reveal the suffering of an oppressed and wronged people.
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Slovenians:
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she made every second of screen time count
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i should probably drink less and take my ssri's more but this moved me to tears and i will be watching party girl soon as a result
parker posey singing kate bush's wuthering heights on a sidewalk 😆
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you know who I think could play him well? Rachel Sennott in a bald cap
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the next U.S. Senator from Mississippi
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The slight pan to Catherine crying is comedy GOLDDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭
“Stephen hawking here is indisposed”
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Holy fuck dude
The TX GOP after primarying John Cornyn:
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Jonah’s staff finding out that his wife is also his stepsister kills me every time. Veep was on another level
veep is truly unmatched. jonah saying “i’m clearly no more of a pervert than woody allen” 😭
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Rare keynesian giga
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Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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We are now sifting out the dust and debris
my favorite instagram account right now is called perpetualtrailmix and they are making perpetual trail mix
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gamemakers placing a burning tree in front of katniss
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was Darline Graham’s senate campaign
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