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It's been a minute. Have some dicks.

Updated my commission info so it's all in one doc. Whether you'd like a custom script, artwork, dick chart or audio, everything you need is in here. 🔗 in bio

An OC for a change. He doesn't have a name yet, but he's in the army, works out but enjoys beer and pizza, has a big cut cock and isn't afraid to whip it out in the middle of the street while on patrol. Full image on Substar.

Custom dick chart commission for a follower with a beautiful uncut cock. It was so much fun giving this dick its own chart and trying to capture the details that make this cock so beautiful. Thank you for the commission! 🍆🎨 (shared with permission)

The full Disney dick chart remaster is now published on Subscribestar. The OG dicks have had a makeover and new additions have brought the chart up to 36 Disney dicks. I asked who you wanted to see in the teaser, so here are the guys you wanted 😇

Who should I include in the teaser on Twitter? 🤔💭

Twinks, Hunks, muscle studs, daddies, Gods, a fox and a beast. The remastered Disney dick chart will have it all. Dicks of Disney will ruin your childhood. Coming to Substar soon

Disney dick chart remaster is 90% done 😁 should be posting the line-up today and the full thing will be on Substar very soon 🍆📊

Well, that's conclusive (it was at 100% yes until the last couple of minutes 😂) looks like I'm doing a remaster!

Just a little snippet from the WWE dick chart. The full chart features a whopping 32 cocks, and is available now on Subscribestar :D

It’s been a minute but I’ve been hard at work on my biggest dick chart to date. It’s almost finished and here is the official line-up for my latest chart. Any predictions for who’s packing the biggest dick?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your fleshlight could talk? If it could encourage you to stroke your dick, ignore your responsibilities and just goon? Well my latest Subscribestar audio will give you an idea of what it would say to you.

That's a wrap! All three White Lotus dick charts are now available on Subscribestar. For 5$ you can enjoy 18 dicks, as well as all my previous charts. You'll also be entered into next week's custom drawing prize draw 😁

The men of The White Lotus season 2 are waiting to show you their meat over on Subscribestar. If you’re craving more than just the tip, head over there and take a peak. Do you think they’re bigger than the boys of season one?

It was a lot of fun lending my voice for a cameo in this audio by the insanely talented @rguyleaudio . You should absolutely check out his dreamy voice 😍