shitposting

betelgeuse
Joined June 2025
bookhaul for this month
7
1
1
100
65,662
tere baal toh mai julius caesar se kaatunga bhai
2
3
33
508
shri ram college of commerce mein raavan admission nahi le sakta bhai
1
39
464
the reason why i love twitter as a social media platform compared to other sites is that i can come here randomly shitpost some bullshit and then clock out
3
6
66
652
amritsar? nahi sir abhi toh zeher hi dedo
28
419
amritsar when zehermadam walks in
5
6
1
89
1,176
instead of koffee with karan we should have govardhan ghee with govinda
5
7
1
137
1,727
i know a phd will redeem me. surely 5 more years of academic validation will fix whatever this is. might just do it for the lulz to escape corporate hellscape
5
7
98
1,624
lula: flavio bolsonaro flavio: sonaro
1
18
368
tere python mein anaconda distribution ki jagah pe devarakonda distribution install ho gaya hai bhai
3
1
43
652
she: are you a millennial or gen z me: im gen ghee
3
2
44
565
pillie eilish retweeted
2
41
1
728
5,966
hala madrid y nada mas
2
19
374
usko exam mein A grade mila aur mujhe retrograde mila bhai
1
1
17
453
yeahh i pretend to prayyy
1
13
422
my stocks have a better chance of reaching all time highs than man utd does of winning the league atp
8
335
railway? no you should absolutely not rail whey bro
2
16
439
mai billi hu bhai mujhe runge kutta method mat sikha
1
1
18
648
hum log cricket khelne jaa rahe hai tu naphthalene balls leke aa jaa bhai
2
24
352
cc stands for chandni chowk
3
1
34
528
piercing? no bro peer cannot sing
15
342