Stand-up comedian. Producer & Host of BYOBaby Comedy in NYC. Insta @momcomnyc. TikTok: https://xitter.cf/t.co/7JM1ps8Hyg Marketer & Photographer @acdesignhouse
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Joined April 2009
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currently at the gym on the treadmill sweating and looked up to see the tv monitor documenting the hot dog eating contest. Uh who sweating more? It’s like as if I am in the land of free, America, celebrating our independence but still need a man’s vote to get an abortion. – at Mamaroneck, NY
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I think if you’re crazy, you are halfway to becoming a parent. You can’t stay sane after kids. So get on the crazy train. #randomthoughts from a #crazymom – at Mount Vernon, NY
I think if you’re crazy, you are halfway to becoming a parent. You can’t stay sane after kids. So get on the crazy train. #randomthoughts from a #crazymom – at Mount Vernon, NY
People want babies because they want to see a cuter version of themselves. If the baby is gorgeous, you’re like, yeah, I knew I was cute. If the baby is ugly, you can blame your partner. #baby – at Mount Vernon, NY
So I saw a workout video of a woman running on the treadmill and then she fell and her pants also slipped off her legs and that is the type of workout video that I’ll watch. #treadmill – at Bronx, NY
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Momsessed: Comedian Alyce Chan’s Parenting Essentials Include an App for Saving Special Moments sheknows.com/parenting/artic… via @SheKnows @alycechan
Looking for a dog walker every day from 4-6pm. My kids are 6 and 8. #babywalkers #babysit – at Mamaroneck, NY
March 11th Hollywood! Come to @comedychateau Headlining this Saturday! Tickets going fast! #lacomedy #hollywoodcomedyshow
app.showslinger.com/ticket_p… – at Mamaroneck, NY
Single people have time and energy for fancy sex life. I don’t care about your Venti caramel macchiato two pumps hazelnut extra foam shaken not stirred. Me? I just want a cup of coffee, black. #starbuckssex – at Mamaroneck, NY
Hands down. The best baby shower I’ve ever been to. #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #Rihanna – at Mamaroneck, NY
Me making friends at 6: love rocks. Me too. Best friends?
Me making friends at 40: I hate people. Me too. Omigosh I love you. #friendship – at Mamaroneck, NY
Me about to serve a spoonful of medicine that tastes like manky socks to my sick kid:
"You have to take this. It's yummy strawberry flavor."
#lyingtokids #kidmedicine
My kid won’t stop asking me for a dog. So tonight we are watching #Cujo – at Mamaroneck, NY
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A reminder: the people in power don’t need conferences, treaties or agreements to start taking real climate action. They can start today.
When enough people come together then change will come and we can achieve almost anything. So instead of looking for hope - start creating it.
