Alastair Mackinlay

Dear @AldiUK when the queue for the one open till is up the aisles, and the poor one till worker is struggling to also manage self scan, how about opening more tills? Cos it’s shit for everyone at this point.

Come on @singletrackmag, stop teasing. It was purple, but when I reloaded I’ve was gone. Mmmm. Purple.

Turns out, you can be too early for a flight check in. Who knew 😆

Basic jamming has been trivial since inception, but these "new" replay attacks sound much more fun. wired.com/story/shimano-wire…

I will never understand it. You pay extra for speedy boarding with @easyJet yet that queue is hugely long and we’ve all got an assigned seat anyway.

Hey @SchwalbeUK what’s going on here. 4months in the shed and the front tyre has pulled itself apart (was at 60psi, now flat). SFAIK was fine when put away. Perished?

Just bought “gas” (aka petrol) for 63p/litre. And the Americans are complaining about the price…

The plane hasn’t even come to a stop at the gate and people are up and opening the overhead lockers. Facepalm 🤦‍♂️ #InsertAppropriateTermHere

Sat in the Nevis gondola headed up to the top, listening to the birds chattering. Heaven. #commlife

Three different rim tapes. Two different values. And still my tubeless leaks air into the rim cavity. FML.

Another rim tape failure. Does any last?

3:30am alarm. Biggest thunderstorm I’ve known in the UK going on outside atm. Time to leave for the airport. 😦 Workd Cup DH Round 1 time. #commlife

I don’t like spin that makes it sound like the issue was something other than what it was. Why not admit mistakes, learn from them and do better next time?

It’s the time of year again… #commlife

Of all the days @atherton_bikes could have launched their new “glued together” aluminium bike… Pivot did them no favours!

It’s @mattfixerpayne on the Eurosport CX Worlds commentary for the MJ. Phew! I only caught the WE yesterday, with diff commentators, and the commentary frustrated me.

The joys of British public transport. 1h20 of standing on the train to London.

First chance this season I’ve had to sit and watch a World Cup CX live. It’s a cracker too.

Every year I think “I’ll not leave my tax return til the last minute next time.” 12 months later… #submitted

I’m in a pub in Yorkshire and they have no bitter! The sky is falling…