I’m so over the ‘guy who really wants you to know he doesn’t care about the current thing’ type of guy.
The afterlife, according to various schools of theology, basically works like an algorithm to sort you into communities of people most like you. Something to consider.
I’m tempted to ridicule writers whose protagonists are also writers, but my protagonist is a suicidal goth bitch, so I guess I’ll refrain.
I picked up one of the jumbo screw-top Monster cans at a truck stop, and it’s a real shame they aren’t bpa free, because I’d love to just refill it over and over.
If you watch what you eat, workout, and generally take care of yourself, you can easily be top 10% hottest people in the country. It’s easy mode fr
Replying to @schmaxelio
Anyone who lives in or has visited the Midwest can confirm that Americans are some of the ugliest people on earth. And a lot of it is totally voluntary.

















