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Joined March 2025
Me and my mate used to get stoned and watch ITV4 Europa league matches. I remember watching him breakthrough against teams like AEL Limassol and thinking he would be Englands future number 9. Never saw this coming but he deserves it all
HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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We few. We happy few. We band of brothers.
Today in 1415, an English army led by Henry V defeats a much larger French force near Calais at Azincourt (or Agincourt). A play by Shakespeare will later immortalize the battle: "Gentlemen in England shall think themselves accursed they were not here."
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They fucked off James Trafford for Donnurumma that should be 116
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Crazy to think, his whole mental breakdown, self destruction and now this wouldn’t have happened without Bill Burr
Ethan Klein will never recover from what he lost.
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This probably goes hard if you’re a mid 40’s centrist dad
Town plastered with insulting celebrity graffiti leaving locals bewildered Walls in West Denton near Newcastle were covered in bizarre claims including Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wetherspoons for stealing cutlery, Danny Dyer smokes Parma Violet vapes, Rita Ora has the Lidl Plus app and Jade Thirlwall buys makeup from Poundland. The messages kept reappearing after the council painted over them. A 33 year old man was later arrested, admitted the criminal damage and was referred for an out of court disposal. Northumbria Police said the behaviour is completely unacceptable. (more pics in comments)
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How in one lifetime have movies like Braveheart, contributing to the staunch nationalistic figures of Wallace, referendums on independence, worldwide admiration for Scottishness and Scottish fierceness & the idea “Scotland is for everyone” co-existed simultaneously? Arghhhhh
🇵🇰 Qaiser Habib “Scotland is for all” No it isn’t mate, you’re going back. 🕹️DEPORT
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SCOTLAND IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. It’s not for me, because I’m English. And it certainly isn’t for you, if you’re a Pakistani.
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Gonna be hard to top
Reminder that this is what the launch trailer for GTA 5 looked like. It's crazy how much the technology has progressed, while also its more clear than ever that Rockstar themselves have gotten so much better at cinematography and writing. GTA 6 is so worth the wait!
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Such fucking bollocks. Where I grew up there was one black kid and he was treated like a mythical creature.
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Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
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Mind you the same women who are mad at Shane Gillis were calling Sydney Sweeney a whore 2 weeks ago.
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Exactly. I like Shane. It wasn’t a strong set in fairness but it’s been made 20x bigger by fagg*ts like these
Smug, contemptuous reactions like this are exactly why Shane Gillis is as big as he is
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Some big bites 🎣
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What a win that is !
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🤯😍🎩 SHEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAN #BWFC xitter.cf/snipsnipeflclip/status…
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I’m still yet to see any funny live performances on this show… The only good sketch I’ve seen is the Couplabeers sketch but the live performances are so middle of the road and meh
Shane Gillis cop scene on SNL was funny too 🤣
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Imagine the bazillion gallons of wasted splooge Lucia is gonna be responsible for #jigglephysics
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No pakis at Dunkirk
Bernard Manning didn’t give AF 😳 Extremely awkward exchange on The Mrs Merton Show, with Bernard Manning as guest. A man in the audience tells a story from years back. He was hitchhiking, needed a lift home, and Bernard pulled up and gave him one. Then he asks: would you have given me that lift if I was black? Bernard: “If you were black, you’d still be stood there now.” The other guest, Richard Wilson, asks: “I thought you weren’t a racist, Bernard. Why would you have left a black man standing there?” Bernard: “I just don’t pick black people up in Rolls-Royces.” Mrs Merton: “Why?” Bernard: “I just don’t.” Mrs Merton: “Why?” Bernard: “It’s my prerogative. I can pick who I like up. I can eat what I want, I can drink what I want, I can say what I want. It’s a free country.” Hard to imagine this going out on the BBC now. The complaints would land before the credits, and the meltdown would last longer than the episode.
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Bernard Manning didn’t give AF 😳 Extremely awkward exchange on The Mrs Merton Show, with Bernard Manning as guest. A man in the audience tells a story from years back. He was hitchhiking, needed a lift home, and Bernard pulled up and gave him one. Then he asks: would you have given me that lift if I was black? Bernard: “If you were black, you’d still be stood there now.” The other guest, Richard Wilson, asks: “I thought you weren’t a racist, Bernard. Why would you have left a black man standing there?” Bernard: “I just don’t pick black people up in Rolls-Royces.” Mrs Merton: “Why?” Bernard: “I just don’t.” Mrs Merton: “Why?” Bernard: “It’s my prerogative. I can pick who I like up. I can eat what I want, I can drink what I want, I can say what I want. It’s a free country.” Hard to imagine this going out on the BBC now. The complaints would land before the credits, and the meltdown would last longer than the episode.
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Lmfao. Yes you built the NHS, the cities, and the English football pyramid
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