Reproductive Health | Men's Health & Wellness | Mandela Washington Fellow | [email protected]
Minneapolis, MN. Kenya
Joined April 2009
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"Awendi kipsengwet."
"Awendi, awendi, awendi."
"Ami kipsengwet."
"Kiptayat."
"Kongoi."
Kalenjin girls during penetration:
“Woi! Woi! Woi!”
“ Kiptayat.”
“ Jehova.”
“Woi! Woi! Woi!”
Easily submissive girls.
#MasculinitySaturday
A short story about being Amerix:
Amerix writes a post on his timeline for his followers:
"Umbwa. We shall cancel you. Focus on nutrition."
Amerix then posts about poultry in his compound and shares a tray of eggs from his poultry.
"Nonsense. We know what you are trying to say. You know nothing about farming. Focus on telling men to UNFAT."
Amerix now tells men to UNFAT
"This is bulshit. Obesity is genetics; focus on masculinity."
Amerix now tells men to work hard, focus, be honest and have integrity.
"Stupid. Why can't you tell Ruto to have integrity? Is it because he pays you?"
Amerix calls out Ruto for lack of integrity and theft of taxes.
"Useless Wamunyoro blogger. How much has he paid you? Why not talk about opposition's hypocrisy"
Amerix now calls out the opposition for hypocrisy and inflammatory remarks.
"We knew it. He has been paid. Focus on your stupidity and leave politics. Why not teach your followers how to earn money?"
Amerix starts a foundational Python and Machine Learning class for his followers.
"You are not a Software Expert. Leave programming to experts."
Amerix now decides to write about Arsenal and Manchester United.
"You are a loser. Shut up. You have opinion on everything."
Amerix keeps quiet.
"Why is he quiet? He has been paid to keep quiet."
Amerix comes back.
"Why is he back? He has been paid to come back to distract us"
Amerix now decides to raise concerns about the exploitation of a vulnerable man.
"You are shameless. Has he complained? Why shame an Afrikan man for living his life?"
Amerix now stops talking about Africans and talks about America, Americans and Elon Musk.
"We knew it. He is a colonial puppet. Why not talk about African billionaires?"
Amerix now talks about Afrika and Aliko Dangote.
"Stupid man being paid by Ruto to promote Dangote."
Amerix now decides to talk about spirituality and moral piety.
"You are a useless man who talks about a white man's religion."
Amerix now decides to talk about Amerix.
"Kwenda. You overrate yourself."
Amerix finally decides to block haters and abusive comments to sanitise his timeline.
"Emotional coward who blocks people because of alternative opinions."
Amerix also decides to have an alternative opinion.
"Umbwa. We shall cancel you. Write about nutrition."
7 years later, the cycle goes on and on and on and on and on.
Lesson: A man on a journey should not accommodate distraction.
Eric retweeted
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
Capitol agenda: Dem gavels are coming for Elon Musk politi.co/4dPcGpd
Because Wenger was a teacher, SAF was a businessman. The former wanted successful leaders, the latter wanted a successful ledger.
Do you remember Eric Cantona? Yes, that one. He joined OT in 1992 and ended the club's 26-year trophyless drought. Eric was to OT what Thierry was to Highbury.
Washenzi. We shall mobilize. We are silent because you promised to behave. Continue provoking the people.
MPs are our hiccup, which includes the crooks you keep praising. They will also come on this app to whine instead of sitting in NA and Senate to dismiss this.
MPs plan to stop election results live streaming in legal change. #NewsFixNTV #FixingTheNationNTV
Eric retweeted
Men,
Here is the SIMP CALCULATOR;
You need two ratios:
Reply Rate = Texts she replied to / Texts you sent
Date Rate = Times she showed up / Times you asked
Then average them:
Score = (Reply Rate + Date Rate) / 2
Example. You sent 80 texts. She replied to 2.
You asked her out 10 times. She came 0 times.
Reply Rate = 2/80 = 0.025
Date Rate = 0/10 = 0
Score = (0.025 + 0) / 2 = 0.0125
YOU ARE SIMPING.
The thresholds:
Score above 0.5: She likes you.
Score 0.2 to 0.5: Lukewarm. Proceed with caution.
Score below 0.2: Cut your losses.
The math is not brutal, but the reality was already brutal. The math just made the brutality become visible.
A woman who likes you does not need 80 texts. She isn't avoiding your calls by accident, and she isn't busy every weekend you ask.
She doesn't like you.
STOP SIMPING.
#MasculinitySaturday
Eric retweeted
Men,
The wages of simping is dust.
— even on a rainy day, you will eat dust.
This message is brought to you by the Dust Association of Afrika. — DAA!
DO NOT SIMP.
#MasculinitySaturday
Eric retweeted
Love your country,
Fight the government.
Despise politicians,
Celebrate your heroes.
Happy Heroes Day Kenya 🇰🇪
#MashujaaDay