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Joined July 2014
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Very irritated rn
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bro — I met someone’s mom first time, she was like.. so why do you like my son? Is it because he has a big d**ck??? — the way I just stared at her until the silence was so thick I’m sure she felt stupid. Like wtf be wrong with these boy moms????
I dated a guy whose mom obviously wanted to have sex with him. She took every chance she got to, to attack my looks and all. She would say things like “I know my son has the best dick you ever had but serving him hot meals every day isn’t going to keep him” . . . .
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Extending yourself for someone that won’t even meet you halfway🙂‍↔️
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nothing ruins relationships quite like ego and an assumption of bad faith. get off your head, nobody wishes you ill.
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Replying to @ByzantineMerc
My little brother killed himself a few months after taking ayahuasca. He was not the same afterward. I warned him about it. Unfortunately, he did not listen.
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i wonder if you guys would have been kikiking like this if it was a woman that tweeted this
Abuja 2024 I fuck sote i come Dey fear say i go get erectile dysfunction😵‍💫 Funny thing is, i lost my virginity that January and left Nigeria that October. So for like 10months i was an animal😭
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Who was the mad person that drew a correlation between texting late at night to cheating
2AM and suddenly I’m the only person she feels safe with
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Without ISWIS I won’t have known lesson in chemistry has a series 🤯 this food I’ve been given
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So underwhelming
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ama retweeted
my coworker is doing things with AI that I never conceived of
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At this rate, someone needs to make a “Baddie 101” handbook oh because this baddie lifestyle is not easy 😩
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I want to know how celebs get their belly to look normal after having babies
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Please recreate that bicep pic for me 🥺
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What do you think 🙈☺️
I had my face painted tonight and it’s so cute
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pilates 🩷
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I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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If you guys come out to vote, the elections will be too big to rig. You must come out. If we have over 60m Nigerians out to vote! Things can shift
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You ghost person wey no dy interested in you?
I dey talk to babe, I ask am “so do you want to get to know me” she say, “no oh, I’ve closed for the year” Me thinking she was playing, I said “how” and she’s like, she’s tired abeg, that she doesn’t have strength for anyone again this year I ghosted immediately, she’ll be fine
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How do people get invite to lagos fashion week
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Time is such an amazing concept. I will get over it one day
I really love when I reach that phase of indifference towards situations that used to have me in my feelings.
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