My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”

I am angry at Ethan Klein for what he has done because it has forced me to find out who he is

Sinkholes are a waaaay bigger concern in my adult life than I was expecting that’s for sure

Can we opt out of being told how many surgeries Shohei needs? Just do them and don’t tell us

Every day has become a minefield of people you love horrifying you with how much they’re using AI

a very bad and painful sport. Will make shrine adjustments for Saturday

A lot more wedding communications need to be happening via email because where on earth is the small piece of paper you sent me 6 months ago with a 50 character Zola website printed on it

The ringtones that emerge from a Broadway matinee crowd mid-show do not exist anywhere else on earth

When you’re a second baseman but you’re on second base as a runner, are you like “omg I’m at my favorite spot”

People talk about women’s biological clock making them want kids all of a sudden and I haven’t experienced that but I am about to be 35 and out of nowhere can only think about Dancing with the Stars. Feels similarly biological

Some amaaaazing bedtimes start with the number 8

Why are you, as a man, sneezing like that

What I will say for the Chicago White Sox is they have somehow made every single game feel like playoff baseball since approximately April

I guess my subway take would be maybe we don’t put men on juries

Every millennial remembers where they were the first time they heard I Follow Rivers by Lykke Li

5 pm is the best time to go to dinner but it’s also the time when people bring their small children to the restaurant. Unbelievable conundrum

I love to explain the term “overall deal” to my psychiatrist at my med check every six months

The ocean is so amazing. How it feels, what’s in it, how it looks, etc!!!!!

Has everyone on this godforsaken planet forgotten about BLOODLINE ?!