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Nora

@an0rable

All characters appearing on this account are fictitious. Any resemblance to the real Nora is purely coincidental. I'll tweet you right. NoVA•Philly•SF

Joined August 2014
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Slowly realized that what I believed to be my halloween hangover was actually a cold ramping up
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when you're actually very similar to your parents
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I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.
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In case anyone else was also curious about private plane vs car risk. Motorcycles are the worst if you include non-fatal injuries. Helicopters are not great for a variety of reasons, especially if it’s a tour helicopter outside of the country.
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You can get these at La Fromagerie in SF and they are divine.
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The jambon-beurre—a classic Parisian sandwich of ham and butter on a baguette—is having a moment in New York. Recently, the sandwich has been cropping up at shops and boulangeries across the city. But the best jambon-beurre is also the newest, Helen Rosner writes. It can be found at Richaud Petite Bakery, a novel effort by the actor turned baker Richaud Valls. “The reason this sandwich has won my heart more than others in the city is the torpedo of bread they’re tucked into,” Rosner continues. “Which sighs and crackles, an entire universe of complexity and depth in its crumb.” Read more: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/qW…
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I find it significant that the most AI-pilled people I know use AI for basically everything…except for writing It’s remarkably consistent. Why? Because to write is to think. And outsourcing your critical thinking to AI is intellectual suicide
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A lot of guys saying that they have matches that are not interested. Okay true! But if you ask her out within a few messages ( a bit of banter is fine) you will quickly weed out uninterested women and will get more dates overall with less time wasted.
Nora (@an0rable) profile pictureNora@an0rableOct 31
Replying to @TheRightColumn
I think if you match with them on a dating app they have sufficent indication that you’re interested!
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being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling
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owning a dog cuts your risk of dying from any cause by 24%, so you can use it to offset alcohol or drug abuse
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Okay wait, nvm I heard a clip of his voice. He’s gay right? Texting a gay friend to confirm…
Nora (@an0rable) profile pictureNora@an0rableOct 19
I need to know how Elizabeth Holmes bagged a younger, better-looking, rich husband while she was already headed for prison and despite being chopped. Is he just really air-headed or?
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Overall WASP culture is too dry for me, but they did cook with “never complain, never explain” and their general disdain for self-promotion
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All tools at our disposal are being deployed against the Sunday Scaries
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The weekend is young, and exceptionally beautiful 🥳🪩
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Only two weeks left to lock in on brushing up on my abysmal high school spanish before my Argentina trip. I’ve got “dos cervezas por favor” on lock though.
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Everyone’s fighting me in the comments on this one but it’s this easy 😭
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Nora (@an0rable) profile pictureNora@an0rableOct 30
The worst part of dating as a decisive high-agency woman is that you have spend so much time waiting around for a man to do something- ask for your number, ask you out, make a plan, keep said plan. And so many of them are so slow with what should be a 5 minute process max
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I love that Halloween is immediately followed by daylight saving time. First we confront our mortality, then we fiddle with the microwave.
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*Adds aggressively to my “Us” folder*
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lillia ♡ (@sealulu_) profile picturelillia ♡@sealulu_Oct 31
in another life we are two mice eating blackberries together
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I’m so glad they were able to add translations to twitter and provide us with global access to cute dog posts 🥰
ayelén🍃 (@ayeciza) profile pictureayelén🍃@ayecizaOct 29
Caminando por El Calafate me encontré a este bandido atorrante que duerme siesta como se le canta la recalcada perruna gana
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Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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The worst part of dating as a decisive high-agency woman is that you have spend so much time waiting around for a man to do something- ask for your number, ask you out, make a plan, keep said plan. And so many of them are so slow with what should be a 5 minute process max
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The average process is: way to many messages before they ask you for your number, they make a vague plan but the date, time, place are not locked in until days later (if at all), 40-50% chance they flake day of but ask you to reschedule and are surprised when you say no.
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A lot of people are like “you should ask them out” but this is bad advice unless you’re super non-traditional, and seeing if they’re quick and/or decisive is actually a pretty good filter for their level of interest and general competence. Huge time waster though.
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