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How fucked up is it that everytime I struggle to stand up, squeeze into a car, or accidentally break furniture because of my 540lbs body, I get horny. 😈🥳🥵🌭
It's cute, when it takes me 3 to 4 tries to gain enough momentum to get off the couch. My obesity pulling me back down.
Hey you!
I know we spent the last ten to twelve years losing hope in both America & humanity...
But tonight is proof there are still good people and if we move together and work together we can drive the darkness back. We can rebuild America. You are NOT alone!
#Midterms
Kerry retweeted
At some point we need to realize that the only way out of this Boomer enforced hellscape.
We have to 'Children of Corn' this shit.
You hit 65 and STILL want to be a politican?
Into the rows with you.
Abdul El-Sayed's victory speech is reminiscent of 2008 Barrack Obama.
The intellect, hope, and kindness are incredible.
The is an energy here. It's electric.
Abdul El-Sayed will be President when he decides to run. He's a charisma magnet.
#Midterms2026 #BlueWave #Mi
This. This. This.
Conservatives have re-written history to paint Bill Clinton as a bad president. But it's bullshit.
I lived through Bill Clinton and things were the best America has ever been.
George W Bush was the proto-Trump and fckd it all up.
Kerry retweeted
JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed (D) wins Michigan Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
Remember the GOP gerrymandered like crazy to try to cheat and stop this.
Imagine how much worse tonight would have been for them without that gerrymandering.
@actingliketommy
Kerry retweeted
Ken Paxton supporters are currently CRYING in prayer circles after James Talarico blew them out
Asmongold was close to tears after losing Texas. His voice was cracking as he rage quit the stream.
#MAGAExtinctionDay #Midterms
Check on MAGA, I noticed they all stopped posting lol.
Wonder if they are using a shotgun to paint their walls right now. 🤣
#Midterms #BlueWave2026 #MAGAExtinctionDay
So long and goodnight, Rest in Pepperonis
Kerry retweeted
JUST IN: Suicide hotline calls in Texas are SPIKING after James Talarico delivered a HISTORIC blue wave.
My sources are calling it a “chud genocide” event



















