Forfatter, podcast-produsent, låtskriver, vadefugl. Tonefall (Cappelen Damm, 2021), Store små eventyr (Cappelen Damm, 2023)

Joined December 2009
Kjære venner. Denne høsten slipper jeg ny roman på Cappelen Damm, en jeg er særdeles stolt av og som har vært et ekte overskuddsprosjekt.
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devastating. obsessively listening to episodes of bookworm when i was a young man was my literary education. it was as important as school. silverblatt taught me what a life of devotion toward literature could look like. he clearly cared so much about what he did. goodbye michael
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Replying to @bartlebytaco
Fuck me that’s sad. Still listen to this talk about once a year, one of my favourites youtu.be/0SfWDUzXlNw
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Hems Banoon retweeted
You're not even allowed to like your daughter if ICE impulsively kills her.
The Legacy Media is complicit in violence against ICE officers. This is why trust in Legacy Media is at an all time low.
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the government will kill you then this fucking loser will smug post about it on twitter.
This is preposterous. First of all, she's not waving the officers through and has no right to do so even if she were. She is waving another car through, before the officers approach her car. Second, the officers are not randomly searching her, they are approaching her vehicle because she is violating the law: namely, she is obstructing a lawful enforcement operation. You're not allowed to walk up to or drive up to people who are enforcing the law to make it harder for them to do their jobs. Third, this defense attorney is drawing a meaningless distinction between an ICE officer and a "real police officer." Again, you're not allowed to interrupt a lawful enforcement operation, which is exactly what this woman was doing. Fourth, the officer didn't discharge his weapon to prevent her from fleeing. When he discharged his weapon, she had pointed the vehicle at him and pressed the gas. He discharged his weapon in self defense, and other angles of the video show the woman *clearly* hit the officer with her car while accelerating. The gaslighting is off the charts and I'm having none of it. This guy was doing his job. She tried to stop him from doing his job. When he approached her car, she tried to hit him. A tragedy? Absolutely. But a tragedy that falls on this woman and all of the radicals who teach people that immigration is the one type of law that rioters are allowed to interfere with.
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hearing that mike fossey recently died. RIP to one of the all time great posters on here. so many classics
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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While we’re talking about s*n* and gen ai music here’s their CEO a little while back with the stupidest take I’ve ever heard in my life. Criminally dumb bullshit, these people are our enemies
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If you factor in reach/visibility and the resources required to make it happen, you could make a decent argument that this is the most embarrassing thing any human has ever done
Replying to @colin_fraser
for posterity in case they go on a deletion spree like in previous times they've updated grok to be embarrassing
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[trump på pressekonferanse etter å ha vært i vigelandsparken] …and i was in the park and i saw the little guy who's very angry, and frankly he was incredibly angry
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Jeg husker en gang på barneskolen at vi slo en annen klasse i fotballkamp, og noen fra den andre klassen ropte hånlig "men vi vant i fantasien vår!" mens de gikk av banen. Tenker på det nå, aner ikke hvorfor
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“For decades”
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Hems Banoon retweeted
I can't find words to express how upsetting it is that most mainstream Western reporters are silent about this.
Four Al Jazeera staff, including reporter Anas Al Sharif, were killed in an Israeli attack on a tent for journalists outside the main gate of Gaza's al-Shifa hospital aje.io/onll19
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For en forfatter. En gigant i min verden, både i tenår og senere, og jeg er ikke alene. Bøkene han har inspirert utallige forfattere, kunstnere og gode hoder. For meg var det Pelle og Proffen-bøkene, Hvite N..., Elling-serien og en senere perle, Ut av Ilden, som huskes aller best
Forfatter Ingvar Ambjørnsen er død. mynewsdesk.com/no/cappelen-d…
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I 2021 spurte han forlaget vårt (@CappelenDamm) om å få tilsendt min første roman, Tonefall, før utgivelsen. Uansett hvor stolt jeg var av at en av mine store helter skulle lese boka mi, var det også grusomt skremmende. Så jeg mannet meg aldri opp til å finne ut om han gjorde det
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Han skrev tredimensjonalt og inspirert om samfunnets "tapere", uten å skjønnmale hvor vanskelig et liv utenfor det gode selskap kunne være. En av de beste vi fikk. Hvil i fred, Ingvar Ambjørnsen
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Gratulerer med dagen, @Reynolds420!
Greetings and good morning it’s the Tuesday farm rush hour and happy birthday Jon Olsen from Gurba group and us all at Caenhillcc
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Ikke bruke solkrem, aldri spise grønnsaker, ikke vaksinere seg, droppe sykkelhjelmen... Ytre høyre fortsetter å utrydde seg selv, en trend av gangen!
Menn burde reflektere over hvor dårlig signal det sender å bruke hjelm når man tar seg en sykkeltur. - risikoorientert, overdreven forsiktighet - ubehagelig - redusert sykkelglede og frihetsfølelse - mer unødvendig plast fra Kina - minimal effekt (land med minimal hjelmbruk har tilsvarende ulykkesstatistikk) De som insisterer på sykkelhjelm burde også ikle seg sikkerhetsutstyr for alle andre ting som har noen milliondels sjanse til hodeskade. Spaserturer vinterstid har samme risikoprofil, og burde med samme logikk også kvalifisere til hjelmbruk 🤷‍♂️
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Robin fine gutten vår nå må du komma ned med oppvaska å ostesmørbrød restene på rommet ditt ,,Siste gang jeg sier det nå Vennen 😃👍🏻 Du kan spelle ferdig Play stajson først så Skal vi vaske ronpa di med klut å gjørra deg klar får Stat’s Vitenskap skole i mårra. Stolt Ste mamma❤️
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Hems Banoon retweeted
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
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