Former comedy press/press photog. Horror/Ska/The Clash junkie. Used to interview famous people. narcissist whisperer. Emotional Support Admin.
Boston
Joined December 2008
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Maybe she’s giving away appliances because she won’t need them in the care home.
#foodiebeauty #snark #kerneloftruth
We’re all just jealous haydurs guise. #foodiebeauty
Not sure why you feel the need to stream this. You’re over 40. You exude desperation and homelessness, not quirkiness, you knob.
Remembering my Jack Russell’s body count compared to my pit mix:
- one torn pair of maternity pants
- one torn pair of men’s pants, tear alarmingly close to man’s junk
- one nipped PetSmart employee
- near tear of male neighbor pants for walking too closely
TJ (pit):
- nuthin
🤖 Made with AI
Man, this one hits. This woman was awesome…she saw more in me than my job title, took a chance on me, and allowed me to prove myself by managing something absolutely massive.
I’ll never forget that kindness and the belief she had in me. And I’ll always be grateful. #RIP
Just found out that a former colleague I supported administratively passed away from ALS. Her poor family. she was a good egg ❤️
Baked chicken for the doggo, put two loaves of homemade pumpkin bread in the oven, and cleaned up.
Cue the house smelling AMAZING for the rest of the weekend.
The thing about aging narcissists is that they lie SO much that they truly believe their lies to be reality.
Everything #foodiebeauty says happened *did* happen…in her head. Despite any and all evidence to the contrary.
And that’s quite sad and mildly terrifying.
Learned today that the far more capable and outgoing version of me that comes out when I travel for work or when I was in entertainment isn’t just a CPTSD mask.
That’s me. The real one.
Because “me” in my daily environment is rife with sensory triggers and mental exhaustion.
42, smug as hell, absolutely wasted, delusional.
This is a life most of your peers would be absolutely ashamed to have, especially displayed to the internet.
And you think it’s “cute”.
What color is the sky in your world, #foodiebeauty?
This is the bullshit story she’s made up to get out of Syria again.
The police do NOT CARE about you, #foodiebeauty. None of this happens in real life. You’re not important.
GET OVER YOURSELF.
youtu.be/7i8hRw_wqUw?is=pMwJ…
Finally got word on the city fixing my water meter issue and a process is in place.
I’m just checking off stressor after stressor here. Love it.
My old lady move of the day is wondering why the body cam won’t power up despite me pressing the Not-The-Power-Button for three seconds. Repeatedly.
Oops 😂😂😂
I learned at 17 years old not to do this.
If you’re dumb enough to combine weed with that much beer, congrats. You deserve it.
Because it isn’t what you say it is, whatsoever.
