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Columbus, OH
Joined June 2012
simple plan’s “i’m just a kid” shouldn’t make *more* sense as an adult 20 years after it was released but alas here we are
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I know everyone is super excited about this but idk, Melo seemed to have a good thing going for him before they just stopped using him. Now he's just another guy in a faction whose sole purpose is to be fodder for Roman Reigns to kill time til Mania
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0-2 since Hitler tweeted this 😭😭😭
The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin has hit a stunner on EVERY person in this photo, including the president
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that one took EVERYONE @Ticketmaster | #DawgPound
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Every year, I try to watch 32 horror films before October 31st. I’m kicking off those efforts tonight with Browns vs. Steelers.
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Browns fans watching Deshaun Watson lead them lead them to two straight wins
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Today I heard someone say “true wealth is mental health.” So, great, I’m poor twice now
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cleveland will win 10 straight games to end the season and prevent the white sox from winning the division and then they will score 1 run in 3 playoff games
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Boycotting Ed Sheeran by wearing earplugs to the grocery store
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my homie just said “i think ted from how i met your mother would have used the one wish willow” out loud
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phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape
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When Hulk Hogan came out to one of the most patriotic entrances of all time and Shawn Michaels was just in the ring doing some "shoveling”, signaling he was getting buried 😂
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suicide september🥳🎉
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i hate that sometimes you literally have to die before people finally believe you were suffering
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Does anyone know a pleasant way to commit suicide so that friends n family don’t get upset?
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Lindsay Clancy at her cell window seeing all her supporters with their kids
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A bright line divides avocado toast millennials and four loko millennials
It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.
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One of the best parts about the renewed (and rightful) Kyle Chandler hype after the Lanterns debut is that the timeline is flooded with Friday Night Lights clips And I’ll watch every single one of them
yeah he’s good, bro had me locked in for an American football show lmaooo
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i honestly wish something would just kill me so i don’t have to do it myself
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all roads lead to suicide
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