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a rose of all trades

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Joined July 2025
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cardinal rule of life : never hookup where you vlookup
dating your coworker is just workplace incest
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that one zerodol tablet on its way to the actual pain spot
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been two+ hours since i took the tab and my foot is still swollen
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har ghar pcb yojna 💅
congratulations to @copperheadhq on gst registration 🇮🇳
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the only apt way to react
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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not to sound too woke but i genuinely think men who act all nice and caring when you’re vulnerable just to get in your pants are no less disgusting than rapists
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no reach, no followers how will money follow my brother #hopecore
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my reach is in absolute hell, yo elon ?
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can’t wear stilettos in delhi now 🥀
🚨 Delhi is introducing new footpaths across the city.
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saw a couple at the gym recently, the guy knew the chops , the girl was fairly new to gym, but she was dressed well , so i’m assuming she tagged along by her own will, this dude made her do shoulder presses with IMAGINARY weights , and that too SLOWLY , she did the movement for 3 sets and then he made her count while he did his set with actual weights, how do you progressively overload here ?
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this dude made fun of austin mcbroom💆🏻‍♀️
Imagine getting cheated on then scrolling tiktok and seeing this shit LMAOAOAOA
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blepharoplasty is such a weird procedure, why would anyone get it
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the pick me of all the pick mes got schooled and i’m happy so so happy rn happy afternoon doston
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because lets be honest, we have a fleet ranging from decent to downright shitty stuff viz. air india, indigo, akasa and spicejet spicejet needs an exorcism or MBB consultants doing the actual brain work because it takes special talent to be consistently bad and somehow remain that way and honestly if you’re booking spicejet, you’ve lost your fighting privileges with the ground staff because delays and cancellations are practically inevitable the moment the money gets debited from your account, when i see videos of people heckling with the staff , i find it amusing because what were you thinking when you booked spicetjet ? and if your life is hanging by a thread why on earth would you book spicejet? and honestly, if everything is on time, i’d be scared for my life because it could only mean one thing : the plane just got hijacked by some terrorist org. the fact that we’ve collectively accepted this level of mediocrity appalls me, are we competing with ryanair here or what?
i wonder if kids these days know what it feels like to be pampered by jet airways - free drawing sets, toys, beautiful air hostesses making you smile, all just for being a child
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i wonder if kids these days know what it feels like to be pampered by jet airways - free drawing sets, toys, beautiful air hostesses making you smile, all just for being a child
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Ashton Kutcher is secretly related to Steve jobs
Hey @grok, remove the entrepreneur who’s worst at creativity and innovation.
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where is “i call bullshit immediately”
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