I’ve been terribly in the doldrums the last few days. I had a can of Diet Coke earlier and feel much perkier now. I doubt the two are connected but I’ll go with it as it’s cheaper than heroin.
I bought some Asda’s own cappuccino sachets and they taste like if you tipped dirty dishwasher into an ashtray
Who did she send them to?
Eamonn Holmes’ girlfriend sent death threats after ‘two years of hell’ trib.al/WYJG7BK
The wedding snubs rumble on
Adam Peaty's former best friend Michael Gunning speaks of 'dark times' and loneliness at The Ethnicity Awards after shock wedding snub trib.al/0WqF0D0
I find all this talk of stock piling emergency essentials really stressy. If something terrible happens, I hope I just die instantly. I don’t want to sit under the dining table grappling with a tin of corned beef by torchlight.
Same
Patsy Kensit, 58, says she has no 'want, feel or interest' in finding love and rules out using dating apps after four failed marriages trib.al/Cso7bVH
Imagine if he literally just slapped him about his big head
BREAKING: Andy Burnham slaps down Donald Trump over Elon Musk Starlink's Ukraine betrayal
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Week is done. There’s a storm howling outside. Celeb Traitors, BB and LOL to watch and sausages for tea
“Reason for facelift?”
“Having to put up with Davina McCall”
Davina McCall's husband Michael Douglas, 53, reveals he is planning to get a facelift after the strain of wife's recent health battles has left him feeling like he has 'aged ten years' trib.al/kzQGga0
Pride of Britain time again. Seems like only six weeks since I was tweeting that it seems to come round every six weeks.
Charlotte Crosby and GK Barry lead red carpet arrivals at Pride of Britain
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