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Annie

@annieshare

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Joined December 2012
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I just sneezed so hard that my tampon fell out am I dying?
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Call me beautiful once and I'll call u 1000000 times until u pick up the phone and choose a date for our wedding
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There's lots of fish in the sea. Also turtles w plastic around their shells and ducks covered in oil and dying coral reefs and we r DOOMED
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My biggest strength in improv is knowing when a male improviser would be a lot hotter if he just got a haircut
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You don't need to wear shorts in December to prove you're a runner. I get it, you're healthy. You also have weird knees.
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Ghost me under the mistletoe
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Currently sharing a nice chuckle with my uber driver about sex robots
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But have you really LIVED unless you've ridden in the back of a cop car between the Canadian and US borders??? Asking for a friend
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I always used to think poorly of the smelly person on public transportation but now I am the smelly person.
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#Teens: Are you pronouncing the #Christ in #CHRISTmas hard enough? 🎄⛪️
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She's a cool mom
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I'm not watching #HairsprayLive but if I were watching #HairsprayLive I'm sure I'd be enjoying #HairsprayLive because it's #HairsprayLive ye
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Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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whenever you walk down a long sidewalk alone do you also feel like Matilda??
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if you squint your eyes real tight and all the world gets really blurry, everything can look like an egg if you want it to be
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