The anti-hero of cinema. Cutscene enthusiast. — I used to be @not_another_ted, but now I'm @another_ted_2. Wimmer Statham W.S. McG Yuen Wiseman head.

Resident Evil 6 always
Joined December 2023
My apologies Ted, know that any time I make a me and space cop joke I haven’t forgotten about your bravery and perseverance, you’re truly the best of us
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People will seriously see shit like this or The Suicide of Rachel Foster where the protagonist tries to forgive her father for being a pedophile and justify or ignore his actions, and legit think it's the game agreeing. It's a horror game. This is horrifying.
I think I just fundamentally disagree with some of the perspective this game has on abusers that really makes it hard for me to enjoy it
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It's very funny to me how the Benes siblings are just equally horny
Psylocke by Fred Benes and Mariah Benes. Poison Ivy by Mariah Benes.
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Gonna end it all
I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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I am fundamentally against "geared for adults" comic book adaptations of non-adult comic books. Like, do you think your average kid sibling is gonna watch Lanterns?
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Legit probably liked Clayface more than Superman.
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I wasn't 100% spot on, but I'm kinda genius
Replying to @TheDougFiles
Like, Batman villains should not be able to reform and become heroes without Batman knocking sense into them a few times, it'd kinda defeat the purpose of his whole existence. I feel like it might actually end like Cregger's Resident Evil.
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This shit is easy
Replying to @roryofffilm
Zach Cregger Resident Evil, locking it in.
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Maybe it's because my expectations were properly lowered, but what the fuck were people talking about, Clayface rocks.
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I've never played a Mass Effect and this still pisses me off.
A BioWare dev on reddit leaked a Mass Effect 5 trailer... it's called MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE and it's fucking gorgeous. I'm crying. This is everything I wanted. They were a lot farther than we thought. FUCK EA
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“A former detective serving a life sentence" Oh? "is released after a terminal cancer diagnosis." Oh. "With six months to live, he seeks to reconnect with his estranged family" Oh... "but his dark past catches up with him.” YEAH!
Denzel Washington to star in an untitled thriller from Christopher McQuarrie (Mission Impossible) for Amazon MGM. “A former detective serving a life sentence is released after a terminal cancer diagnosis. With six months to live, he seeks to reconnect with his estranged family, but his dark past catches up with him.” In theatres October 1, 2027. (Source: @DEADLINE)
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If I see anybody buying a fucking PS6 or Xbox I'm gonna block you
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I only have time to watch one episode on weekdays and every time the credits start is like a gut punch it makes me wanna cry, just please keep going, just five more minutes.
Decided to lock into Friday Night Lights and after the first episode I feared you people had dramatically overhyped this show, but I'm 9 episodes deep now and watching this show is the highlight of my day.
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"Stormtroopers, huh?"
First look at the start of the MARVEL X STAR WARS crossover comic series. Written by Kevin Smith with art by David Marquez.
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I shot a shitty horror short over the weekend where this happens three times.
Having random figures appear in the background without any characters noticing or pointing it out has gotta be one of the most genius forms of suspense
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Fuck's sake I'm gonna have to lock in to the Modern Warfare series aren't I?
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Yeah yeah James Wan Keanu Reeves whatever, where's my Jason Statham The Man From Nowhere remake?
Keanu Reeves and Don Lee will star in James Wan's ‘THE GANGSTER, THE COP, THE DEVIL’ remake. The film follows a police officer and a crime boss who reluctantly team-up to track down a serial killer. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Do you think MCU Professor X and Magneto will have met each other in Israel?
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Crystal Lake showrunner Brad Caleb Kane says he tried to get more explicit nudity into the series "I tried. That’s America. You can give the kids the violence, but God forbid they see some breasts." (via @TheWrap)
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People have been quote tweeting these so I just gotta say I love this movie, it rocks. M3GAN if it was good. I hope they make a third one.
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