@antlooony

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 Outer Space, just past Mars.
Joined November 2018
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I am the face of modern Britain. My hobbies include putting up flags and headbutting pigeons. I like eating crayons and looking at the pictures in the Daily Mail. On Thursdays I have a Greggs sausage roll and spend my giro on fags and stella. I also smell of turnips and manure.
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youtu.be/LsdBXJyAo0E?is=87B8… Have a break from all the bollocks posted on here and fill your ears with the velvety voice of Colin Blunstone singing live in a recording from The Old Great Whistle Test many moons ago. Enjoy.

Colin Blunstone - Say You Dont Mind

Colin Blunstone performing Denny Laines classic song.

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Mike H@mikoh123Oct 2
Richard Ayoade -In Essex, one local man tries to walk normally despite having a wedge of bank notes stuck up his arse. #hignfy
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Bottoms up.
Remembering Rik@Remembering_RikSep 30
RIP Dame Esther Rantzen 🍸 #EstherRantzen #Bottom #RikMayall #AdrianEdmondson #RememberingRik
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Diddums 🤣 Was it something I said like the truth perhaps?
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This is absolutely disgusting to the extreme. These cunts have zero morals, empathy and never stop to consider the feelings of the family and friends of poor Noah.
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@gingerrtomSep 17
Very distasteful to attach any kind of politics to this poor boys passing. We really need to do better
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I mean really Pumpkin....really.....
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Such a timeless classic and a beautifuly written and recorded song.
Joan Armatrading
@ArmatradingJoanAug 27
50 years on. Released today in 1976 — the Joan Armatrading album. Love and Affection. youtube.com/watch?v=sBohO1zr…
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Play with me daddy. Dogs are the best aren't they 🥰
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Happy Dog Day from my lovely boy Pumpkin
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It seems that the passing of Dolly has had an effect on us all no matter how big or small that may be.Just proves what an amazing human being she was and that every ounce of love and grief felt for her is truly genuine.
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Beautifully put.
Alison Moyet@AlisonMoyetAug 25
Dolly Parton. A bubbling brook. The effortless, mellifluous voice. The writer. The musician. The woman who could unfailingly make you feel good, while with sleight of hand she undid you. Ah, Dolly. How wonderful it must have been to know with certainty you were that good. R.I.P
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Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches.....well paddling with my pup in France actually 😃
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Just love steam trains. Taken at the Blue Bell railway last weekend.
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Such sad news. A huge inspiration and a legend who never gave up. Just an amazing human being. BBC News - Ex-F1 driver and Paralympic champion Zanardi dies bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/art…

Alex Zanardi: Ex-F1 driver and Paralympic champion dies aged 59

Former Formula 1 driver and Paralympic champion Alex Zanardi dies at the age of 59.

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The view greeting me when I got to work this morning. Nature is a beautiful thing.
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Here's Donald. Donald is a cunt who was put in his place by Betty. Donald didn't bother reading the article.
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6 months old and he's loving life 😃
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I'm definitely going with the clown who doesn't know the highway code.
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Spot on. facebook.com/share/v/1CLahSy…
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