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icymi: my new band Aphids as Lovers put out some demos to smash yr teeth & dance to. best stuff i've ever been a part of.
also getting the best reception of anything i've ever put out, which is disarming and delicious
give it a spinnnnn
aphidsaslovers.bandcamp.com
last year I met Nathan Fielder outside my old apt & saw him at a coffee shop with the same woman a few times, so we wondered if he was dating someone from here.
prayed YCSE would explain why he was in sacramento. no clear answers. but then he noted a breakup in winter 2025... 🤔
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A glitch on Instagram has caused the platform to repeatedly recommend the band's 1999 hit "Higher," regardless of what users are posting.
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I organized this charity cover compilation of sacramento bands covering local sacramento bands and it's up for pre-order
get hyped on sacramento
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posting on here for posterity, big week for me
new aphids as lovers song "ICE BATH"
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there's gotta be at least one guy on costco's marketing team that thinks they're missing an incredible opportunity today
they call this the "sacramento mindset"
“Lately, I’ve been thinking about smoking. All the time,” writes author Xochitl Gonzalez. “With each passing day of this absolutely deranged year, my desire to contemplate how to make sense of it all while puffing on a cigarette grows.”
Part of this smoking thing is a yearning for the past, admits Gonzalez. Not in an effort to recapture her youth, but to recapture an approach to time and life.
“I can’t personally slow down technology or fix media or the demands of capitalism or any of the other existential things that have crept into our lives,” she writes. “But maybe what I can do is stop what I’m doing, ask somebody to come outside, and take five minutes to slow down with me while I engage in the very dangerous act of holding a flaming stick to my face. This could be my rebellion.”
Read Gonzalez’s full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/55vbET
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