Dandroid's Aperture Science 💛🤍💜🖤🕷️🐜

ALT Pale amber/orange slender braconid wasp, the wings... terminate in little orange balls.

ALT Close-up of the back, and those strange wing balls

ALT Wider top view. Also visible are the greenish compound eyes, and tiny simple eyes on the top of the head

ALT Side view close-up of the Orbs

ALT "Your pet trilobite wanted to meet you, but never got the chance. Untold years ago, he fell asleep between two warm stones, imagining they were your hands, hoping he'd wake up in them."

ALT I'm holding a very, very chonky dark southern toad about the size of my palm

ALT Bright red castianeira, ant mimic sac spider, penultimate male. He has a white stripe down his head, and white bands across his legs. He's cleaning one of his palps in his mouth, while resting on my fingernail.

ALT Top view, on my fingernail

ALT Side/top view, as he rests on a metal surface

ALT Top view, resting on a dried oak leaf

ALT A shiny, slim, pale brown/pink katydid; wings significantly longer than the body. Perched on dry swamp grass of some sort, a few of the seeds underfoot

ALT A miniscule wasp, seen from the front. She's brown, with black eyes, her antennae have a little ball on the end, and she has the silliest tiniest pair of mandibles one will ever see

ALT The nugget, seen from the side. She's very Compact, sort of a half-circle shape, with silly little wasp legs on the flat side, and the antennae flapping.

ALT The nugget from the side, with a pink pinhead looming above her like a balloon over an ant

ALT The nugget seen from the top. Just a little cylinder with flappy antennae at one end and tiny legs.

ALT Habronattus notialis male: a salticid who is mostly brown, but has a brilliant green 1st leg pair, very floofy white palps, and white "eyebrows" which lend the species their common name. He's on the underside of a dry pine needle, peering up at you

ALT A tiny chonky grasshopper, sort of a mottled brown color matching almost perfectly with the mud and dead plant debris they're hiding in.

ALT Closer view. Striped eyes and little orange banded antennae visible

ALT Top view

ALT A billboard which reads: "The devil gave Reverb Church a one-star review on Google. Come this Sunday to find out why."

ALT A brown crab-man with extremely long legs spread as wide as can be, looking up at me from his leaf

ALT Little grey salticid boy, white and black crests behind his large eyes, blue chelicerae, and orange legs - one raised as if waving as he peers at the camera. He's framed by 3 green oak leaves