Detective Fierce

i’ve been doing this recreationally for sexual reasons

this used to be a classic thing that happened to you at the hospital

this afterlife an extended youtube poop

formless in spirit, lately, but all the better for reshaping

this putrid sludge is finally leaving town

husband is going through several circles of hell at his commercial printing job while i blink at computer screen with monk-like tranquility at mine

body scanning for signs of stroke

daring to revive “touch my butt and feed me pizza” culture in the face of the pro-ana renaissance

i think i have the best balcony in the world because of all the nonsense passer-by conversations. i love catching those 10-15 secs. of drama !

you can manifest a beautiful life if you reframe all failures as charmingly déclassé

the muck is eternal

i'm a gaylor now. the evidence is there

just received the final breaking news – nothing new will happen ever again

spent last few months adjusting to meds, feeling like i'd received a chemical lobotomy, but the other day i was incredibly agitated by a wook who made pointed eye contact and strode too close, plus my sidewalk rage toward slow walkers has reignited, so maybe i'm normal again