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Updated events! Adjusting yesterday's constellation, the blåhaj clan now has a new generation, introducing the recent adoption of @Daveywaveypoo_ by the new polycule of @bigbadvin, @kenobistan and @brekkerini, turning @kenobisbf and @DJARlNISPUNK officially into retired codywan
Tomorrow a new, corrected version of the tree will be updated with the new adjustments ;)
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Yesterday was very exciting, as is usual of this particular group of aroaces what happened? MARRIAGES! Congrats to @bigbadvin for marrying @kenobistan, @brekkerini and @Daveywaveypoo_!! Congrats to @winchestered67 for marrying @Spctr1Skywalker!! Welcome to the blåhaj clan y'all!
CONSTELLATION UPDATED!! Today we welcome into the clan blåhaj @taladuriths, adopted right after their marriage yesterday, as well as @bigbadvin, adopted previously unconventionally through @winchestered67's shenanigans, once again going behind his parents backs to expand the clan
VERY HAPPY NEWS TODAY! WE HAVE ANOTHER MARRIAGE!!! Congratulations to @taladuriths and @tech_trash_ for the wedding!!! Family constellation update tomorrow ;)
Today marks the first war in aroace realm: should there be two or three bedrooms in @DJARlNISPUNK and @kenobisbf's cottage?
VOTE AWAY (very unbiased admin - VOTE THREE) teapawt.org/rogueonestar/status/16…
The clan Blåhaj is half catalan, full mandalorian - by @DJARlNISPUNK's heritage, thus are alternatively named his clan:
@rogueonestar = Ares
@kenobisbf = Constantí
@winchestered67 = Genís
@frndlynbdkenobi = Jordi
@robinatree = Roc
After some very eventful 10 minutes, this is the updated aroace gc family constellation, now including in the blåhaj clan @robinatree, @frndlynbdkenobi and partner @rogueonestar
And congratulations @DJARlNISPUNK and @kenobisbf on adopting two more children immediately after finding out your child got you married behind your backs!
Aroace gc: a hice-mind with one shared braincell // Ícaro's language god powers might falter when he loses possession of the braincell
Not only has @DJARlNISPUNK's powers granted them control over language and lactose, recent evidence suggests he's in fact a triple threat, being also fireproof
Updating the family constellation: congrats @miloomezai for the wedding 🎉🎉 krievous ftw
*correction of poor Feral being left out because of my memory issues
