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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined March 2014
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you ever feel like youre this guy
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i want to do this type of shit with my boys so much it hurts. but every time i bring it up they laugh and mock me and i have to be "nah, just playing man". but i'm not playing
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gonna start referring to carlton north as NoCarl
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trump may have a million clownish phrases that have invaded my lexicon but dutton only has the one
You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend.
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sure sign that society was rotted through was when smartwatches became a thing that normal people wear. they should be for a handful of turbo nerds and that's it
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i've been enamoured with this 1997 seiko i bought a few weeks ago. wonderful item
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no hate to the unsung heroes who write wikipedia pages for niche subsubgenres of electronic music but i just dont think robert miles was getting thanked by parents of car crash victims
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as it turned out i did like this
hinge be like "most compatible! we think you and your ex girlfriend who literally met on this app like literally on the same profiles should meet. do you like this"
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certified haircut moment
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former coworker at the medtech company i worked at sent me this when i complained about all the regulatory paperwork at my new medtech job
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they say the night is darkest before the dawn but also that theres calm before the storm. so basically things are the way they are before they change. big whoop
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13:30 state my lunch. egg salad on white. $7.50 from IGA. surprisingly serviceable sandwich
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been writing a bunch of i2c drivers lately for work and everytime i'm prodding around in /sys/bus i think of down with cis bus. posts for me only
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nice argument. however i have already etc
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its so hot in this apartment my toothpaste separated. i got a watery dribble of precum toothpaste out of the tube before the toothpaste. fuck this
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we all wear masks... some of my closest friends don't even know i use colemak on my home computer...
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bro last week was one where decades happened
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can't sleep because bedroom's still 25 degrees at midnight but on the plus side my skin's breaking out and a host of bugs have been moving in to my apartment. summer is so cool
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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to write device drivers for embedded linux systems
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reading this because i needed something to help warm me to the dry humdrum of my new office job and basically i'm a genius it's the perfect find. maybe post-it notes and lanyards and break room coworker hellos really do contain entire lifetimes of interest
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