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you're tacky and i hate you.

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Joined September 2010
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more statistics like this, please
The probability that you'll eat even one spider in your sleep throughout a lifetime is virtually zero
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that my mom will crash the car if I turn the light on in the backseat
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sorry but your platform uggs are ugly
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me too until this weekend when I accidentally laugh reacted to a cat being thrown out a window and she just responded “not funny.”
Can I just make a quick little confession? My mom sends me multiple (and I mean MULTIPLE) Facebook videos a day so most of the time I just laugh/heart react depending on what she sent with it without even watching the video 🙈
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the silver lining today is that I only saw about two ignorant dumb fucks defending what’s currently happening in the world, and thankfully I don’t know either of them personally. the least divided I’ve seen social media in years 🙌
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am I the only one that thinks stoney clover looks tacky AF
am I the only one that things stoney clover looks tacky AF
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to be hot you just have to be really bad at responding to messages
3 minutes, but yes.
I need to lie about my eta by 4 minutes for some reason
to the people that post a story at the gym saying “I found the time, what’s your excuse?” with a 4:02 AM time stamp….your followers ain’t impressed
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am I the only one shocked that more people don’t fall off ski lifts?
ok I need a cliff notes version of what t swift is doing because everyone is talking about scarves and 10 minutes videos and adding “taylor’s version” to everything and i’m lost
someone who experienced slavery might take offense to this statement and your $114 million contract
Kaepernick spent half a decade crying that NFL teams wouldn’t give him a shot and now he’s decided that actually being an NFL player is like being a slave. This dude is the most obvious and shameless con artist in modern American history.
I feel like I can confidently say that I don’t think I know anyone that’s ever been to Arby’s
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you may think you’re having a bad monday, but just remember it can’t be as bad as scott disick’s
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thank god amazon prime isn’t down too
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these kind of people are the best people
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Replying to @Andre_Iaurent
@brit_lively this is how I imagine your tubing experience
They was really in that raft fighting for their lives 😭
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