that my mom will crash the car if I turn the light on in the backseat
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me too until this weekend when I accidentally laugh reacted to a cat being thrown out a window and she just responded “not funny.”
Can I just make a quick little confession? My mom sends me multiple (and I mean MULTIPLE) Facebook videos a day so most of the time I just laugh/heart react depending on what she sent with it without even watching the video 🙈
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the silver lining today is that I only saw about two ignorant dumb fucks defending what’s currently happening in the world, and thankfully I don’t know either of them personally. the least divided I’ve seen social media in years 🙌
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to the people that post a story at the gym saying “I found the time, what’s your excuse?” with a 4:02 AM time stamp….your followers ain’t impressed
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ok I need a cliff notes version of what t swift is doing because everyone is talking about scarves and 10 minutes videos and adding “taylor’s version” to everything and i’m lost
someone who experienced slavery might take offense to this statement and your $114 million contract
Kaepernick spent half a decade crying that NFL teams wouldn’t give him a shot and now he’s decided that actually being an NFL player is like being a slave.
This dude is the most obvious and shameless con artist in modern American history.







