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Listen @NissanUSA in no world should someone drop the taco! #TacoAbuse #FiestaFoul

What up with the girls having the harder challenges? #BB22

Was going to sit in bathroom with husband while he monitored bath time. He informed me it is a men’s club & I’m not allowed. Then he and the baby burp to establish their men’s club is no girls allowed. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Fucking love my rescues 💕

They’ve learned about the shower beer 🙈

I’m only on here for the fame. Jk I’m a loser. #avoidingwork

I’m positive nobody loves America more than @tobykeith, he’s who you listen to on the 4th

Went into the bathroom after my husband peed & it smells like peanut butter! The fuck is this dude eating?!

Just watched a man pour a whole quart of fresh oil into his car. I’m worried for his car.

You ever rocking out to Disney Radio when another mom car aggressively passes you as if she isn’t doing the same damn thing #Please #WeAreTheSame

Eating a salad from Olive Garden is no big deal, it’s just bagged lettuce with a few extra toppings, but damn if your coworkers don’t get jealous 😂😂😂

& just like that, I’m a mom that uses nosefrida #snotsucker

I feel like the Trolli commercials were directed by Tim Burton

30 minutes. The excitement is real! #workingmom #countingdown #firstdayback

1 hour 30 minutes until I see my baby boy. Yes, I’m counting down. #workingmom #firstdayback