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People who have an urge to correct other people’s grammar are actually suffering from some form of OCD.
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Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend -- Napoleon Bonaparte
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Over-thinking kills your happiness, insecurities kills your self-esteem, and lies kill your trust.
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Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen to us.
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Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
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BREAKING: Mancini has parted company with Galatasaray and has come in to 9/1 (from 20s) to be the next #SaintsFC boss sky.me/1xI0U57
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It happened I have run out of plates time to load up the dishwasher #slob
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Good game today @dan_lumber use those tips I gave you next week #badminton – at New Forest, England
Congratulations to @KJoryeff and @marionAuge on the engagement! #buzzingforyouboth
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Golf School: A grip drill that focuses on hitting the ball correctly rather than worrying about distance: youtube.com/watch?v=N2A9HYsZ…
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"Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." RT if you agree! ow.ly/i/4lH38
Time to dust off the snowboard #buzzing – at New Forest, England
"Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." RT if you agree! ow.ly/i/4lH38
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.@shaun_white unveils new trick in yesterday's winning halpipe run: the yolo flip. watch it here: snowboardermag.com/videos/ma… @burtonsnowboard
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Retweet: If you played with a Golf Club Wanker today! #Wanker
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