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London, England
Joined February 2009
🎙 It's official! We're now live with #BeyondNumbers podcast episode 1: The changing face of accountancy in 2022 and beyond – featuring @FullStopLauren and @JonathanBareham Spotify ➡️ spoti.fi/3vSwjqr iTunes ➡️ apple.co/3SGVhTm
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Barry Can't Swim tickets?? I don't know if anyone still hangs out here anymore, but on the off chance you do and you have any @BarryCantSwim tickets that you want to sell for Sunday, 3 November at @O2AcademyBrix, let me know! 🙏
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So does Gen X have crew sock tan-lines? Will they need to wear crew socks all summer as a result?
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Ok, I’m going to need this pink Gibson J-180 with stars on the frets. Apparently a custom Taylor guitar but I’m sure my husband will make this happen for me on birthday #36, right? He’s got 9 months. Plenty of time.
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Oh hi. Is anyone still here?
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Despite all recommendations, I have used my day off work to take down the Christmas tree which has resulted in a reconfiguration of my living room and the realisation that I need yet more lamps. #MoreLamps
How far through January is acceptable for a Christmas tree to stay up? Asking for a friend… 👀
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This is the kind of support my friend is looking for. Festive joy all year round 🎄
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How far through January is acceptable for a Christmas tree to stay up? Asking for a friend… 👀
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Anyone wanna go to The Hundreds cricket today at Lords? Got two tickets going cheaper than face value!
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Ash Gibson retweeted
🌟 Exciting news, Xero community! 🎙️ Dive into the world of service design & design thinking in accounting with our latest #BeyondNumbers podcast episode featuring @alasdairmcgill from @AshtonMcGillUK. 🚀 (1/2)
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Referring to X at work and adding a "/ Twitter" to every mention. I don't want people to think either I'm sending them a big kiss or that I've not filled in placeholder text. Silly name for a business, really.
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Ash Gibson retweeted
In this episode of #BeyondNumbers 🎙️ hear from Aussie accounting legend @andrewvandebeek, founder of award-winning firm @Illumin8prtnrs. Listen here ⬇️ Spotify: spoti.fi/3NXyvVG Apple Podcasts: apple.co/44VClFH
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Love love love this episode ❤️ Alex is such a genuine, thoughtful, compassionate leader and it completely shone through in this episode of Beyond Numbers. If you want some beautiful advice on great leadership, plus a chance to get to know the real @AlexVonSchir, check this out!
In our latest #BeyondNumbers podcast 🎙 @ashtron chats to Xero's UK & EMEA MD @AlexVonSchir on leadership and career growth and his perception of the accounting industry. Listen here ⬇️ Spotify: bit.ly/46UTWiR Apple Podcasts: bit.ly/43vt7Px
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Ash Gibson retweeted
@ashtron chats with the @advaloremgroup about the ins & outs of their team, their approach to sales & their digitization journey. This is an #accounting episode you don’t want to miss #BeyondNumbers Spotify: spoti.fi/3rgK4QeApple Podcasts: apple.co/3JM3CT1
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To those using barista machines, if the milk wand makes a really loud noise when you’re heating the milk, you’re doing it wrong. Yours sincerely, my ears.
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Is there a word for people who go on and on about Glastonbury for days and days after? Cos that’s me. Soz.
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Oh gosh, this is so so sad. John was such a kind, caring man in every interaction I had with him. So passionate and knowledgeable about the accounting industry, a real loss. You will be missed, John. Rest in peace ✌🏻
It is with great sadness we have to report that our AccountingWEB editor at large @JohnStokdyk has passed away. John was a talented writer, editor & musician, as well as a great friend & colleague, who the team will miss more than he could possibly know. ow.ly/9sK950OWVIx
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Elon Musk fired 6,500 employees at Twitter. A little birdie told me it's down to: - 2 designers - 6 iOS developers - 20 web developers - Around 1,400 sales and operations people How is it possible that we are still using this website? Two words: Parkinson's Law. Have you ever wondered why seemingly simple tech companies have tens of thousands of employees? Sometimes, it's because they have huge sales forces or tech support/operations people. But often it's also due to Parkinson's Law. Parkinson's law is like lighter fluid for bureaucracy. It's a business tapeworm that slowly eats away at companies, making them less and less efficient and innovative over time. Parkinson's Law is the idea that the work will generally expand to the amount of time, budget, and number of people allocated to it, and no matter how many people you allocate to it, those people will feel busy. They'll feel busy because, due to the excess time/slack in the system, they'll start focusing on less and less important tasks. Here's how it manifests on an individual level: Let's say you have a report due in a week. The report might only take you around five hours to finish if you really focus and work efficiently. However, because you know you have a week to complete it, you might find yourself spending a lot more time on it than you need to. You'll be more prone to distractions, take longer breaks, or perhaps decide to add more details, tables, graphs, and so forth. Essentially, the task becomes more complex and time-consuming purely because you have more time in which to do it. And here's how it manifests across organizations: Imagine a big tech company. A social media company with various departments. Each department has tasks that it must complete to contribute to the overall productivity of the company. Now, suppose each department is given a budget and a set amount of time to complete its tasks for the year. According to Parkinson's Law, each department will use its entire budget and the entire allotted time, even if the tasks could have been completed more efficiently. This is because as resources and time increase, departments tend to become more complex and less efficient. For example, a department might add more steps to its procedures, requiring more approvals and creating more paperwork, which slows down the process. Or it might use the full budget on additional personnel or equipment that doesn't necessarily improve productivity. The department might also use the full budget to justify the same or larger budget for the next year, since budgets in many organizations are often determined based on the previous year's spending. This is a phenomenon known as "budget padding" or "spend it or lose it" mentality. Inefficiencies can also develop in staff allocation. If a department expands, it might add managerial positions that aren't strictly necessary. More employees are hired to manage, creating layers of bureaucracy that may not contribute to productivity and can even slow decision-making. I have seen this occur over and over again in my career. The larger the team, the larger the budget, the longer the timeline, the less gets accomplished. I'm very curious to see how many more tech companies come to this realization. So often, good times + revenue growth = Parkinson's Law.
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I've collated all the helpful DMs in regards to Eltons special guests, think he might need to break curfew
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#Glastonbury planning begins in earnest.
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The fragile Father’s Day gift that I got for Adam (on behalf of Juno) was delivered today with no fragile sticker on box and was completely shattered to smithereens inside. So bummed out 😭
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