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AI generated videos have reached parents. Misinformation and emotional outrage is going to increase 10x I guess.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
Profesor ekonomii na uniwersytecie stwierdził, że kiedyś oblał całą klasę. Ta klasa upierała się, że socjalizm działa i że nikt nie powinien być biedny, a nikt bogaty, że wszyscy są równi...
Nauczyciel powiedział im: „OK, przeprowadzimy eksperyment z socjalizmem w tej grupie.
Wszystkie oceny będą uśrednione, a każdy dostanie tę samą ocenę, więc nikt nie oblany i nikt nie dostanie 10”.
Po pierwszym teście oceny zostały zsumowane i podzielone przez liczbę studentów, i każdy dostał 8.
Studenci, którzy uczyli się intensywnie, byli zdenerwowani, ale ci, którzy uczyli się mniej, byli zachwyceni.
Gdy zbliżał się drugi test, studenci, którzy wcześniej uczyli się trochę, uczyli się jeszcze mniej, a ci, którzy uczyli się intensywniej, powiedzieli sobie, że oni też chcą „darmowego prezentu”, więc też uczyli się mniej.
Średnia z drugiego testu wyniosła 6.
Gdy przeprowadzono trzeci test, średnia ocena wyniosła 4. Ku wielkiemu zaskoczeniu wszystkich studentów, wszyscy oblali.
Nauczyciel powiedział im, że socjalizm w końcu zawiedzie, ponieważ gdy połowa populacji widzi, że nie musi pracować, bo druga połowa się nimi zajmie, a gdy ta połowa, która pracowała, zdaje sobie sprawę, że nie ma sensu już pracować, bo inni korzystają z ich pracy, to jest koniec każdego narodu.
Ta historia może być bajką, a nie faktem, ale morał jest prawdziwy.
Za @nettermike
Jalebi Fafda as breakfast on Dussehra morning.
What is the procedure to not consider calories of this lovely breakfast? :)
Ashwin Doke retweeted
When Jio was getting ready to launch in 2015, I remember being petrified to find myself on this Economic Times list of 10 businessmen to watch in 2016. Mukesh Ambani was #1, and I was #6, mainly because we had just made delivery brokerage free. We were, and still are, ants compared to Reliance/Jio. 😅
Looking back, what's phenomenal isn't just how big it has become. It's how much it has changed India and helped so many businesses start and grow.
We've been beneficiaries too. @Zerodha wouldn't be what it is today without Aadhaar and UPI. But just as important was Jio, along with Airtel, bringing millions of Indians online with affordable data.
Together, all of this made the huge expansion of Indian capital markets after COVID possible. Without this digital infrastructure, many online-first businesses would be much smaller, and a lot of today's consumer business models might not exist at all.
In 2016, India had roughly 2 crore unique investors. Today, over 13 crore Indians invest in the markets, and Jio played a big part in that.
I can't tell you whether to apply for the upcoming IPO. But both telcos have played a huge role in enabling an entire generation of Indian businesses like ours. And it's nice that the capital markets they helped grow can now help Jio raise money.
From the outside, it's easy to miss how much of our success depends on infrastructure built by others.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
CISF’s Swift Response: Suspicious Person Apprehended While Attempting to Escape at Metro Station!
Alert CISF personnel at Jama Masjid Metro Station of DMRC sprang into action when a passenger attempted to flee after a suspicious, dense object appeared on the XBIS screen during baggage screening.
Demonstrating quick reflexes and effective coordination, CISF personnel immediately pursued and apprehended the fleeing passenger near the exit gate.
Further examination of his belongings revealed an unidentified semi-solid substance concealed in a stitched portion of his undergarment. The passenger, who claimed to be an NRI residing in Kuala Lumpur, along with his belongings, was handed over to the police for further investigation.
The swift action and alertness of CISF personnel highlight their prompt response and commitment to ensuring metro security.
#CISF #MetroSecurity #Vigilance #QuickResponse
@HMOIndia
@PIB_India
@CISF_Delhimetro
My Twitter subscription is due this month , and suddenly I see a surge in engagement on my posts (comparatively)
How smart these algos are.
So government can make money from the products (taxes), but actors should not (for endorsing them)
Also isn’t it sad that young people don’t look up to govt , politicians to get influenced but actors have more power ?
Student protest to seek resignation of Education Minister was right.
But now it’s shear chaos and evident it’s misused by powerful people to create nuisance and nothing.
Govt doesn’t have to worry coz the opposition does a better job to keep them in power than govt themselves.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
Spare us the lecture on “regime change is normal in a democracy.”
You know exactly what the phrase means when Prashant Bhushan and AISA’s Neha Bora use it while invoking Bangladesh’s Gen Z street movement that toppled a government outside the electoral calendar. That is not “oppose, expose and depose through elections.” That is a deliberate attempt to normalise extra-constitutional pressure, street veto and manufactured unrest.
If it is only about elections, why the hurry? Why the Bangladesh template? Why frame protests against the Election Commission as a “fight for regime change”?In a real democracy, governments change when voters decide at the ballot box, not when a handful of activists and opposition leaders decide the system is “dictatorial” the moment they keep losing. You yourself have used the phrase in purely electoral contexts before. The difference is context, and this context reeks of anarchy-shopping.
The BJP is not “apoplectic with feigned rage.” We are simply refusing to pretend that “regime change” + Bangladesh reference = routine parliamentary opposition. India is not Bangladesh. Our institutions, our voters and our Constitution will decide the next government in 2029, not street theatrics dressed up as high principle.
Do your job in Parliament and on the campaign trail. Stop trying to import instability and then gaslight the country about dictionary definitions.
Ashwin Doke retweeted
Signal is must at the crossing to reach jvlr aqua line metro station. Driving is rash and It's a real challenge to cross the road. @mybmc @RoadsOfMumbai @MTPHereToHelp @CMOMaharashtra @MumbaiMetro3
Hey @cars24india
I have not called you Guyz, gone to your site or even opened your App
Not sure why n how selling car request has come to you.
Also if this is your way to inflate the numbers to show to your investors , this is not cool at all.
Why lie n pump up your numbers
You Guyz are doing good , grow organically
Don’t do such cheap tricks pls
ISL has got a new CEO recently.
And we can already see the difference.
Karan Yadav was appointed in Sept’26
And has opened up the viewership for free on YouTube and letting fans share the clips, and hence engagement on social media
Big boost for the league and football in India.
We need people with business acumen to aid the passionate football folks to make a successful combination that ll grow the game.
Hate him , deny him , fight him
But the guy is not blocking comments or even stopping people from trolling him.
He owns twitter and can block us all. But doesn’t.
Either he wants this trolling , or has some plans.
Only time will tell.
Dear Prime Minister Ambani,
Please accept my humble apologies for not realizing that you are the real boss of India.
Naturally, you would prefer to maintain your monopolistic exploitation of the great people of India, but would you nonetheless consider allowing Starlink to compete?
There are many areas of India, as there are in all countries, with no Internet access, which denies children the opportunity for education and for small businesses the opportunity to sell their goods to a global market. Starlink would change their lives for the better.
Thank you 🙏