@asimplemachine

Christian mama bear

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2011
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Another new American Casino record, as god intended open.spotify.com/track/3LnA0…

Little Moon

American Casino · Little Moon · Song · 2024

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More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew
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get ready to learn cure auto insurance ads buddy
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Tonight in Philly! Witness my becoming!!
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Bring your phone in case you get bored!!!!!!
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Makes sense. Those are not real creatures
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmAug 31
The live-action ‘GARGOYLES’ series is no longer happening at Disney+ (Source: comicsonline.com/2026/08/so-…)
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Peanuts Charles Schulz 08.05.68
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The Warm Things Pledge of Allegiance
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PHILLY! See one of these shows tomorrow 👇
Dan@asimplemachineJul 27
Doing a @WRMTHNGS show in beautiful Center City, Philadelphia on 8/5 with Montreal darlings Tandem Jump. One wonders if basketball superstar LeBron James will attend, to get a feel for the city's sketch comedy sensibilities simpletix.com/e/philly-sketc…

Philly Sketchfest Presents Tandem Jump (from Montreal) and Warm Things Tickets | Philly Sketchfest

Philly Sketchfest presents Tandem Jump (from Montreal)!Tandem Jump is a Montreal-based sketch comedy group. They have been seen at Just For Laughs, Montreal Fringe, and Montreal Sketchfest, the...

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Doing a @WRMTHNGS show in beautiful Center City, Philadelphia on 8/5 with Montreal darlings Tandem Jump. One wonders if basketball superstar LeBron James will attend, to get a feel for the city's sketch comedy sensibilities simpletix.com/e/philly-sketc…

Philly Sketchfest Presents Tandem Jump (from Montreal) and Warm Things Tickets | Philly Sketchfest

Philly Sketchfest presents Tandem Jump (from Montreal)!Tandem Jump is a Montreal-based sketch comedy group. They have been seen at Just For Laughs, Montreal Fringe, and Montreal Sketchfest, the...

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On must also wonder if MLB batting title contender Luis Arraez will attend for similar reasons
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Doing a @WRMTHNGS show in beautiful Center City, Philadelphia on 8/5 with Montreal darlings Tandem Jump. One wonders if basketball superstar LeBron James will attend, to get a feel for the city's sketch comedy sensibilities simpletix.com/e/philly-sketc…

Philly Sketchfest Presents Tandem Jump (from Montreal) and Warm Things Tickets | Philly Sketchfest

Philly Sketchfest presents Tandem Jump (from Montreal)!Tandem Jump is a Montreal-based sketch comedy group. They have been seen at Just For Laughs, Montreal Fringe, and Montreal Sketchfest, the...

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There's a 7:30 and a 9:00 show, so be sure to buy a ticket for each in case Bron's more of a "late show" guy
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@flea333Jul 13
One of the greats, and an inspiration to the rhcp
Amazing Pop Culture
@AmazingPopPodJul 13
Shemp. Thoughts?
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because music got better
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Old ass bitch still dresses like a child
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJun 9
Today is Donald Duck's 92nd birthday!
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Performing as @WRMTHNGS along with @corysnearowski this Friday in beautiful Center City, Philadelphia. Do stop by! simpletix.com/e/philly-sketc…

Philly Sketchfest Presents Warm Things and Cory Snearowski Tickets | Philly Sketchfest

Philly Sketchfest presents Warm Things and Cory Snearowski! Grab a drink before (and after) at Quig’s next to Skinner Studio.

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And we will be ready to perform come Tuesday
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Me: So the demons that only I can see, they're real? And I'm the only one who can stop them, with my special psychic powers? Blake Snell: That's absolutely right. Keep going, you're onto something huge here. Your psychic powers are the key!
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCraveFeb 5
MLB players have struck a deal allowing AI versions of themselves to be created ⚾️ • Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests • They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
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The Far Side Gary Larson 01.16.85
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⛓️CONCENTRATION CAMPS—D.H.S. is setting up a huge network of detention camps. They are converting the U.S. as a region for eligible for ‘expeditionary military deployment’ & no-bid no-public-comment contracts to build a “ghost network” of 10,000-person concentration camps. Jesus.
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