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Joined February 2007
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Amazon is a broken mess. I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon. They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person. I uploaded this design patent Was told “stop contacting me” What went wrong inside amazon? why do they hate small businesses and the law? A thread:
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Imagine if Tim Apple yelled at me on Twitter about some problem he was having in Notes…
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Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus
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Brett Cavanaugh was booed out of a #Mortons Steakhouse. The Internet did not disappoint.
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I had a good conversation with this guy about hammers.
At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.
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florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe
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Dear America, I study violence and I study mental health. The problem is access to guns. I’m also the elected president of the International Society for Research on Aggression. International experts agree— it’s the guns. Regards, Tracy – at London, Ontario
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Bill Gates cuts through all the layers of technobabble and PR:
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This show started off curious but slow. By the end it was on fire though. 🔥 (Lots of spoilers in the article if you haven't watched the finale already).
I had to watch it a couple times before I understood what she was saying. 🤯
This lady thinks everyone is in prison.
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The Republican governor of Utah vetoed a trans sports ban yesterday. Here is part of a letter that he wrote explaining his decision.
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Going to keep calling a spade a spade. Crypto is entirety a scam. A collective hallucination wrapped in techno-solutionism, empty idealism and phoney populism. No one can give a single damn use case for any of this crap. The emperor is stark naked and everyone sees it.
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Putin meant to grab #Ukraine & drive wedges between #NATO & #Russian-bordering nations. Instead, he's evoked unification of economic, military & political forces across Europe, G7, the @EU @IMF @WorldBank & @NATO into a block of unprecedented unity & resolve, that met today. MORE
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Replying to @doctorow
I started buying stuff on Amazon because it was more convenient than going to Target, but increasingly, it's easier to go to Target than to sort through the garbage on Amazon.
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Whenever I type "whether" I have to double check if I wrote what I meant or if I suddenly interjected something confusing about a castrated male sheep into the conversation.
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I felt terrible for a moment having two drivers rate me 1 star, until I realized it was over the last TEN years.
To see how Uber drivers RATE YOU: - Launch Uber app (make sure it’s updated) - Tap profile pic - Tap Settings - Tap Privacy - Tap Privacy Center - In “summary of how you use Uber?”, tap “See summary” - Tap “View my ratings” Damn hard to find!!! 😐
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The internet is full of stories and articles saying “be nice, assume positive intent” and just a few explaining why it doesn’t help us be better. thebias.com/2017/09/26/how-g…
I recently gave someone feedback on language usage including dictionary citations and when it wasn’t something they agreed with they pivoted into “you should assume positive intent; I hope society changes”. I made it clear it’s not my job to determine what every person means.
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Elon Musk reveals jaw-dropping ignorance about Social Security interc.pt/3610WzP by @Schwarz
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Good morning! Mars is terrible and so are Elon’s plans to go there. I explain why in my latest piece for ⁦@TheAtlantic⁩ Mars Is a Hellhole theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv…
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